Breakfast Granola for 7/16/9

Like Momma always said, "There's a reason for everything...including why that fatty is so damn fat." Sure, that vehicle might be called a "Hoveround," but the creature on its back looks more like she's "Hover-bound."

I especially like the suggestion to listen to "Ridin' Dirty" while perusing the gallery sequence...

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

Honestly, somebody needs to do something about how fat you are.

Found on Jalopnik.