Fashion: That's a good look for you. Clown-tranny is in right now.

Woman in the iron mask and Cruella de catwalk star in Alexander McQueen's surrealist Paris show | Mail Online

So many of McQueen's staple looks - thigh boots, corset dresses, bondage straps, goat hair coats - have seeped into the collections of others, albeit in a watered-down way, that it was wonderful to see their originator reclaim them as his own again.

A tall pyre of crushed car parts, wrecked chairs and tin cans served as a centrepoint to the show, round which the models walked in stacked heels that were the highest seen in Paris so far. That's saying something.