Breakfast Granola for 3/2/11

Aria Giovanni isn't usually wearing this much clothing. On a damp and blustery Wednesday, this is an office perq I'd like to find on my desk.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Basic Black

Aria Giovanni and her OM NOM cleavage were found on Use My Computer.

Questionable practices

Behold, Aria Giovanni and a frying pan, as seen on Hollywood Tuna...



I've already discussed women and food, and while I acknowledge this attempt, I observe with some apprehension:

1) Slicking a pan meant for eggs with cooking spray = FAIL. Bacon grease or butter is better.

2) The first shot of the egg going into the pan, where the white stays clear = FAIL. The pan's not hot enough.

3) Using a metal spatula on a nonstick pan = FAIL. That's the fastest path to pan death.

4) Eggs sunny-side-up/over easy NOT on toast = FAIL, especially when you have a chance to toast in bacon grease.

The highlight of the video, when she puts fork to mouth and jiggles: wait for it: 2:10. Oh, Aria...I'd never let you cook me an egg, but you can bounce around my kitchen all you want.

Double trouble

Thanks to the generosity of Coed, there were many pairs of pressed pairs to choose from. Several included Lucy Pinder, who smashes nicely against Michelle Marsh, Chanelle Hayes, and Sophie Howard, which you can witness for yourself.

However, I give you the coupling of Ines Cudna and Aria Giovanni instead. Two great tastes that taste great together, TWICE!

As close as I want to get to snow...

...is this close to Aria Giovanni.

Found while wandering the intergoogles.