We exit the week on...

Jessica Barton, courtesy of Holy Taco.

Teh Running and jumpings

parkour motion reel from saggyarmpit on Vimeo.

Roll Tide!

Congratulations to Mark Ingram and Alabama for winning the BCS title.

Breakfast Granola for 1/8/10

Today's breakfast is "Potato Salad." Wait for it: 0:57...



Shame on you if you didn't watch to the end, it's the best part.

Found on Boing Boing.

All you suckers gather 'round...

Latest news from Buzz Killington:

Those aren't the boobs you're looking for...Found further down the thread

Cosplay WIN

Cosplay is ripe for FAIL, but times like this make it full of WIN. And I do mean full.

Found on Hawtness.

EDIT 1334: WTF GUS?

Jambi, fetch my wallet...slowly

The one reason I'd get a PS3 at last has a face, courtesy of Jalopnik. The SLS AMG -- previously seen piloted by Jay Leno -- is the car candy for this edition.

Now for a release date...

Breakfast Granola for 1/7/10

We've seen Reef girls, they're a favored strategic ore. But heretofore, they've only been in still form. Ever wonder what they'd be like in motion? Wonder no more, for FMD Crankmonkey delivers...



Found on Uncoached.

Ride 'em

Cal trackstar Allison Stokke was apparently a cowgirl for Halloween, and that's all right. Bonus points if she had spurs.

Via Busted Coverage; damn-fool BC logo Photoshooped out by me.

EDIT 1651: All hail FMD Crankmonkey for unearthing this ore. Now, less crying and more unearthing.

Frank Cho = WIN!

Found while wandering Frank Cho's blog, Apes & Babes.

"...I'll make your blood stop flowin'."

Breakfast Granola for 1/6/10

STRIFE & CHAOS!

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 17

The Niners won and the Raiders lost. Week 17 ended the way it should have.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson for running his ass off and earning 2006 total yards for the year. This week's Goat goes to Jim Zorn, failed ex-coach of the Washington Redskins.

Breakfast Granola for 1/5/10

Today's wisdom is brought to you by Johnnie Walker:

Some people will tell you that giving gift cards is ideal because it gives the receiver a choice. Ignore these people and give a bottle of fine Scotch.

Word.

Poor frozen fattie

Wait for it: 0:10...

M.I.A.M.I.

Stacy Keibler, a Southerner in the deep South, and it's a long way to summer for the rest of us.

Cold. So cold.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 1/4/10

Welcome to the next decade, you damn dirty apes. Items of note:

1) Scotch goes with chocolate.
2) Drunk texting is easier than it seems.
3) There's supposed to be a live-action Yamato movie. Please don't suck.



Found on io9.