Design excellence

I swear, this is something that could've been developed here in The Mine, your "SOURCE" for all things FAIL.

Found on Failblog.

Suffer the little children…

…one Wiffle bat blow at a time.

"Piñata Party FAIL" from Failblog.

How do I "Airplane Mode?"

Via Gizmodo, do NOT try this at home!

Best. Carnival. EVAR?

Most carnivals are full of carnies, an even more undesirable offshoot of filthy hobos and vagabonds.

But this one is full of hoes. I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

Found on Failblog.

Worst. Festival name. EVAR!

Blue balls = NOT a good thing!

Found on Failblog.

Translation: I didn't think they were minors

Well, that makes it just fine!

Found on Failblog.

STOP what you're doing!

You'd think The Mine placed these signs.

STOP! Don't turn right! Don't turn left! And by the look of the intersection, don't go forward, either.

Just STOP.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 5/17/11

io9 is all mermaid stories today WTF? Oh, I see now. They're shilling for the new Pirates of the Caribbean. The one that's full of mermaids and FAIL!

Fucking marks.

CAUTION: Dell causes heroin addiction!

Why do I say that? 1) I have to chip away at granola in The Mine with one, and it's juuust about usable. 2) It'll get you hooked on the smack!

Needless to say, I am disappoint.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 5/12/11

And this is what it'll be like: incredibly well-planned and intricate, but delicate, fragile, and ready to self-destruct when you need it most. Welcome to The Mine!

Childhood wish

Failblog calls this "Kid's [sic] Meal FAIL" but I'd have considered it "Kids Meal WIN!"

Kids these days are WAY better off and WAY luckier than they know!

Breakfast Granola for 5/10/11

Jalopnik has the accurate take on this NSFW-language Youtube clip:

Most of you are probably sane, normal people capable of reacting normally to [encountering a police shootout]. But just in case here's a lot of things [these white dudebros] did wrong:

• Don't drive towards police officers with guns drawn
• Don't think that by crouching down you're safe
• Don't tell your friend to "chill"
• Don't listen to Pearl Jam when you might die
• When the police get in their cars, it's probably time to go
• Once you decide to move away don't stop again
• When the cops are hiding, you should be hiding
• Don't videotape yourself doing any of this

And there ends today's obvious lesson.

Oh, Pearl Jam-listening white folks, you so crazy!

Mine Life: another accurate view

So, about today...

"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"

Breakfast Granola for 5/6/11

Parkour isn't for everyone, but blood in the stool seems suited to this guy:

Breakfast Granola for 5/5/11

Via F-listed, today's breakfast is scrambled American-cricket fan ala Terrible Terry Tate. Wait for it: 0:06...

Momentum: it counts for plenty

Breakfast Granola for 4/27/11

Jeff has an app? I thought he didn't like the iPhone.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/26/11

There are some days where my job feels VERY similar.

Sometimes smells like it, too.

From Failblog.

Proof that NYC is a zoo

Seriously, that's what you're told not to do to animals. At the very least, we know the denizens smell rank enough to be beasts…

Found on Failblog.