And now, for something that doesn't lie

Lucy Mecklenburgh, gents. Because that body is the truth!

Found via Funtasticus on GCeleb

A bit nipply outside

This image is unmarked by Funtasticus, but I happen to know perfectly well that it is Maggie Green.

When the sun goes down...

So, how is everyone? Current conditions are wet and recovering from a very damp, blustery weekend, with the moon in waning gibbous at 95% of full.

These supplemental moons were found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 3/18/11

Rain again? Ugh. Time for more indoor games…

Unlabeled on Funtasticus, but this appears to be Hitomi Tanaka.

Breakfast Granola for 3/15/11

Beware the Ides of March! If you're not Julius Caesar, that probably doesn't mean much to you.

Meanwhile, one of these things is not like the others, and that's perfectly OK, for she is also pretty and sweet, although dressed like a bunny. Those ears will make her a little easier to hunt down in a crowd.

Found on Funtasticus.

The key to a good self portrait is...

...to look at the lens. Doesn't always happen, but then I hardly ever care on Humpday.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 3/9/11

Mardi Gras is behind us, same as its cousin Carnival, or "Farewell to the Flesh."

But why? We can turn this Ash Wednesday into an Ass Wednesday with the help of Reef. Yay Reef!

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 3/8/11

The brunette is thinking what I'm thinking: "Breasts are made from win. Sweet, delicious win."

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 2/24/11

If waking up to hot buns for breakfast is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Sandra Valencia was found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 2/11/11

Unidentified by Funtasticus, but I know darn well that's Jordan Carver. Happy Friday!

Breakfast Granola for 2/9/11

Can you spot the number of things wrong in this picture?

Of course you can't! This picture is RIGHT!

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 2/2/11

Firstly, I didn't think they had wrestling at pre-high-school ages, due to puberty, bone and muscle growth, mental maturity, and liability.

And lastly, "Who's fabulous? I'm fabulous! Now get on top of me!"

This WTF was found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Rebuttal to a previous appearance

Earlier this week, somebody wore tight sweatpants and it was awful.

To counteract: Today, somebody is wearing tight sweatpants and it will be good.

Found on Funtasticus.

Which one is which?

The numbers 6, 11, and 12 all have the potential to be quarterbacks. So, who is the starter, and who is third string? From there, the backup is all that's left.

Found on Funtasticus.

I'm with the guy in the tie

Ex-FMD Apache Chief said it best: "Young white bitches are why today's music is shitty."

Case in point: Justin Bieber and his cadre of followers, as shown.

Found, unfortunately, on Funtasticus.

Truth in advertisting

That ass is so bad, it's awful.

And Jeff, take notes: that glorious whaletail could be yours to flash at Walmart.

Discovered -- unfortunately -- on Funtasticus.

Stand and be judged (or not)

Found on College Humor via Funtasticus:

"My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"

Looks nice from this angle, but I'd really have to see it go.

Standing up, walking around, popping, naked. The usual.

Thermometer

That's a pointy way to tell if it's cold.

Found with other Humpday Hotties on Funtasticus.

Women's volleyball is awesome because...

...of this.

Found on Funtasticus.

One in the head, I'm fed

Lovely though the thought is, I have misgivings about this image from Funtasticus; I suspect Photoshoopery.

Offhand, I cite:

• near leg looks thinner than far leg,
• high sharpness between thighs and edge of far thigh,
• ditto sharpness on waist, plus pinched distortion (kubire, or "inward dip" in Japanese),
• middle seam of jeans looks pushed up and right,
• inside of far asscheek doesn't look like it curves/tucks like the near cheek,
• near pocket tapering while the far one seems straighter,
• and the groove of her spine moves in/left, then out/right above her waistband.

Next time, I recommend duplicating and airbrushing back in more original elements to cut down on distortion effects.