Mars needs women

Random quatloos to whoever knows what the sign says and where this is. I'm pretty sure we ought to invade them, and yes, they do have oil.

Found with other milspec babes on Funtasticus.

To counteract that FAIL...

Football Season approaches, which means Beer Season approaches. I thereby humbly request a new opener...



Found on Hawtness.

Soccer fans FAIL

How much FAIL can you count in this video? GO!



Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/16/10

Summer finally appears to be here in earnest. Thus, have I now pulled from the top of the deck this bikini image. FEAST!

Found on Funtasticus.

Basic Black

Aria Giovanni and her OM NOM cleavage were found on Use My Computer.

Breakfast Granola for 7/15/10

Holy Taco has an article on spicy delicious Francesca Frigo, but nothing larger than thumbnails; FAIL.

"Man, child please" is what that gets.

Fortunately, the Ore Sample Archives knows who she is and delivers. Time to kiss the baby.

Long time, no see

I missed you, too, fat Asian girl.

Found with some blog entry about something or other on Olivia Munn.

Regimen

Maybe it's the Breakfast Granola that keeps her fit during the week?

When I’m working and I eat healthily all week, I then give myself one day–usually Sunday–when I just eat what I want. You have to, otherwise your mind goes a little nutso.

Those thighs make me nutso. And want to eat some Sunday brunch. A lot.

Found on F-listed.

Speaking of "Cars"...

Breakfast Granola for 7/14/10

Found via Jalopnik on Gizmodo.

Hey Jeff!

How's that sunburn doing?

Found with other sunburn FAIL on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 7/13/10

Never to be outdone by Kim Kardashian's ass, Coco Austin's ass wants you to know it was also present for the start of the Bullrun, and not just smushed against an Aston-Martin in Ohio.

Found on F-listed.

Nothing rides like a Deere...

...except, perhaps, a cowgirl.

Unknown tractor operator found on Funtasticus.

Somewhere in Ohio...

The Bullrun isn't going so well for Ice T and his wife/passenger/ballast Coco Austin in their Aston-Martin.

Nice ride, but I'd recommend higher-profile wheels and tires, if only that they'll wear better, be less subject to road damage, and cost less.

Found on Coco's Twitter.

Breakfast Granola for 7/12/10

I'm not a fan of the Bullrun, but the cars (minus their vinyl wraps) are cool to see. Plus, Kim Kardashian might just fling her ass into something for me to gawk at. Well played, round Armenian girl...

Found on Hollywood Tuna; analysis leads me to believe that's a Corvette behind her.