Friday, October 16, 2009
Australian parenting FAIL
Wow. Australia seems rather a third world country not only for parenting, but also when it comes to station design. Apparently, they don't have any of the bumpy plastic stops at the edge of the platforms like they do around here. The yellow, rubbery strip with black marks for the doors that the blind can feel with their canes, and make rolling luggage, wheelchairs, and careless moms with strollers have to work a little harder.
Australia, you so crazy!
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doing it wrong,
fail,
Parenting,
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Speaking of Pedobear...
Even Pedobear likes to photobomb.
Original found on Thisisphotobomb, Pedobear clipart from Lolpedo, Shoop by me.
UPDATE OCT 16 2009 0714: World fuckin' famous, bitch!
Original found on Thisisphotobomb, Pedobear clipart from Lolpedo, Shoop by me.
UPDATE OCT 16 2009 0714: World fuckin' famous, bitch!
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Adobe Photoshop,
failblog,
Pedobear,
spike
Our Director of Human Resources
USMC Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey was found on a purposeful search of the intergoogles.
Breakfast Granola for 10/15/9
A recent Mine discovery, now unveiled: Marie-Claude Bourbonnais from Quebec, so add her to the shortlist of "Interesting from Canada."
Re-found on Hollywood Tuna.
Re-found on Hollywood Tuna.
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ass,
breakfast,
hollywoodtuna,
spike
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Don't blink
Among the target media is ballistics gel; wait for it: between 5:00 and 6:00.
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Guns,
Science Corner,
spike,
youtube
Breakfast Granola for 10/14/9
NBCAM rolls on with Eva Wyrwal, who -- while scarce here in The Mine -- is still appreciated.
Found on Hollywood Tuna.
Found on Hollywood Tuna.
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ass,
breakfast,
Eva Wyrwal,
hollywoodtuna,
spike
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 5
The Niners lost and so did the Raiders. Week 5 was scrambled.
This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Cincinatti Bengals for securing victory on behalf of defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer, whose wife Vikki died only 4 days ago; Ray Lewis swipes a wing for the helmet-ejecting hit on Chad Ocho Cinco in that same game. This week's Goat goes to JeMarcus Russell for emulating predecessor Daunte Culpepper.
This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Cincinatti Bengals for securing victory on behalf of defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer, whose wife Vikki died only 4 days ago; Ray Lewis swipes a wing for the helmet-ejecting hit on Chad Ocho Cinco in that same game. This week's Goat goes to JeMarcus Russell for emulating predecessor Daunte Culpepper.
Breakfast Granola for 10/13/9
I'm equal parts excited and afraid; I want to try this.
Like bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]Found on Uncrate.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Headless in Humpty Doo
From Jalopnik:
Following a ute crash in Humpty Doo, NT, Australia, and reports indicating the female passenger may have been engaging in amorous activities with the driver, the 34-year-old waitress would just like everyone to know "I was not sucking his d***."First off, "Humpty Doo"!? Yes, Humpty Doo. Second, I really don't think this waitress gets the point of the crash, but let it be known that Alysson White does not -- repeat: DOES NOT -- give out brain:
"I was not sucking his d*** - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest, clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a f****** rubber neck. If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarassing, I got caught sucking someone's d***' - but it is not true and that's what is p****** me off. It didn't happen like that at all - he was just going too fast. I don't understand where that story has come from.Personally, I'd be afraid that she'd rip off my junk to feed her baby dingoes, or trade it to a witch doctor for a pack of smokes and some Carlton Draught.
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.
"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.''
Speaking of NBCAM...
The lovely and gifted Denise Milani was found on Hollywood Tuna.
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hollywoodtuna,
spike
Breakfast Granola for 10/12/9
It's still National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and the Feel Your Boobies Foundation has an icon-izer: Boobicon.me. It has a vector-based "knockout" system to remove backgrounds, but I knew I'd have better results by Shooping it myself.
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Adobe Photoshop,
breakfast,
Pedobear,
spike
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