Caption Contest: Club Edition

Girl in white behind couch: "Would it be OK if I grab their -- ?"

Girl in pink bustier: "NOOOO! Me first!"

Found on Funtasticus.

Caption Contest!

"I am dead-fuckin'-serious, bro. MY PANCAKES!"

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 2/16/10

Olympic fever is upon us! *spit* Time for an Olympic Edition Caption Contest with Crazy Uncle Joe Biden. I'll lead off...

"Heil Canada!"

This foolishness was found on the googlenews.

Caption Contest: Al Davis edition

"If you don't get off my lawn right now, I swear to Raptorjeebus I'll poke your eyes out, Billy!"

Meanwhile, in Italy...

Presidents Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy are hanging out in L'Aquila, and this woman in a dress walks by...

CAPTION CONTEST, GO!

WTF?

Apache Chief brought this to my attention from the Drudge Report, ostensibly in connection to Michael Jackson's memorial at the Apollo. So, yeah...like the title says: Way to mourn there, Poverty Pimpin'.

P.S.: CAPTION CONTEST!

CAPTION CONTEST!

FMD Crankmonkey has alerted me to this...thing.

Apparently, there was a fat broads meeting on Oprah, but there was only enough room for the two of them. Obviously disappointed, the Kirstie Alleys distorted her visage thus.

Way to hold it in, Veep

Crazy Uncle Joe Biden lends us some pandemic panic...

“I would tell members of my family — and I have — I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now,” Biden said on NBC’s “Today” show.. “It’s not that it’s going to Mexico. It’s [that] you’re in a confined aircraft. When one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me."

[....]

[In a press release to "extend and revise," the administration said what he meant to say was] Americans "should avoid unnecessary air travel to and from Mexico...If they are sick, they should avoid airplanes and other confined public spaces, such as subways."

It's good advice -- avoiding unnecessary travel and strange contact -- but due to the administration's need to "clean" and Biden being such a harebrained and hairtriggered flapjaw, I have to wonder: Does Pepto Bismol work on H1N1 AND diarrhea of the mouth?

P.S.: CAPTION CONTEST!

Caption Contest!

Since the Swine Flus seem to be moving towards total pandemic, Egypt decided to kill all the little piggies (without telling Jeff). So the Christian Egyptians have decided to riot. Thus, we now have another fine episode of...Create Your Own Caption!