Let's lighten the mood a little

Yes, as a matter of fact, you are seeing double. Say hello to the Madsen twins, Kate and Anne.

This afternoon pick-me-up was found on F-listed.

Hug your mom, and thank her that she's not...

...Candy Spelling, widow of Aaron Spelling, and mother of Tori Spelling. From a radio appearance on WMAS 94.7:

"My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her."

Wow. Not a fan of Tori's plastic ass, but that's FUBAR.

This nugget of maternal joy was found on Dlisted.

The Middleman: DVD Design Dilemma Display

Here is a gallery of possible covers for The Middleman: The Complete Series DVD box set.

Can't say I agree with their final choice -- I prefer the ones with Wendy Watson in her Mod 0 "Eisenhower" uniform and looking like the comic covers (my personal pick is shown) -- but the catsuit is alternately hot, despite not what I remember from the comics.

EPIC WIN would've been a second season and a chance at the Mod 1 bolero jacket, cropped shirt, and leggings uniform from later on in the comics. Ah, what could've been...

This archival WIN was found via io9 on Shout! Factory.

Well, if he didn't need that wheelchair before...

FMD Crankmonkey warned me about this, and I still couldn't keep from laughing.



Aren't there instructions on the escalators to NOT put strollers, shopping carts, and wheelchairs on them? Maybe I'm one of those upright, leg-walking fascists, but I really do remember that warning.

I hate the videotubes

The videotubes of this morning has apparently been taken down.

Boo, says I, of the videotubes. They'll allow any number of anti-[whatever] diatribes -- and an inordinately large amount of jihadis -- but they won't maintain that possible Darwin Award nominee as an object lesson to all. And apparently half of all instances of cleavage. Sad.

Anyway, this just in: gay men can apparently be catty.

Last week, "American Idol" vet Clay Aiken slammed Adam Lambert in a long blog post. Referring to Lambert's performance of "Ring of Fire" on the show, Aiken wrote, "I thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful and slightly frightening. I wasn't really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me they liked him." Aiken quickly removed the post and later apologized.

On Thursday, Lambert responded.

"I don't know Clay," he told Access Hollywood. "I'm glad he's getting headlines now because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him."

Mee-oww!

Breakfast Granola for 5/29/9

Today's lesson: Stay off the train, it'll kill ya! Wait for it: 0:23.



This (Thai?) crispy critter was found on Media Take Out.

UPDATE (1028): Vimeo has it.

WARNING, GRAPHIC: Man electrocuted on top of train from anonymoustom on Vimeo.

UPDATE (1528): And now they don't. FU too Vimeo.

CAUTION: ASS-inine comments ahead!

The source of that bad pun is Regiane Brunnquel, who was found on F-listed.

Identification please

Seriously, WTF is that!? Is it for eating? Looks like a possibly-dessicated and flattened animal...or Spuds MacKenzie in a breadbowl.

This splinter in my mind was provided by FMD Crankmonkey, and found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 5/28/9

Something for Jeff to try at the next Warriors game?


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itz liek u reely kno jeebus huh?

Ugh.

It’s likely even Jesus would have OK’d water boarding if it would have saved his Mom. He would’ve done the same to save his Dad, or any one of His disciples.

This and other stretches of the imagination found via LGF.

Can't stop, won't stop

Couldn't resist the Emma Stone.

Found on today's Use My Computer, and there's plenty of her there.

Bacon OMGWTFBBQ?

I love bacon, but damn...

At Boulder's Tee & Cakes, a maple cupcake is topped with chocolate ganache and crispy strips of bacon. The cupcake, which is offered on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays, will appear on a future Food Network show devoted to bacon.

Now I want to try one.

Found while wandering the googlenews and stumbling by Daily Camera.

We're going to need a Navy for that

Just saying. In case we need to fight pirates and Nazis.

This class of naval cadets was matriculated from Coed.

Unbelievable attention/intention!

Wait for it: 0:56. Note how he barely breaks stride from rapping, to punching and kicking, then back to rapping. That's unbelievable attention. Or intention, as the case may be.

Found on Media Take Out, and lobbied by FMD Apache Chief.

Who are the people in your neighborhood?

Jeff, what street did you live on again?

According to the Sun, the four families living on [Butt Hole Road] stumped up the cash to change the name to Archer Way, having grown weary of years of Butt Hole quips, "pranksters baring their backsides for cheeky photographs" and coachloads of tourists dropping by for a photo opportunity.

Found on The Register via F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 5/27/9

This is a pretty neat trick. Now that I have a Samsung Gravity that has a Micro SD -- and tons of SD cards from digital cameras -- I might get one of these.

If you're into gadgets, and if you're reading this that's highly likely, then you no doubt have several SD and/or microSD cards laying around — so turn them into USB drives using the LaCie DataShare ($13). The DataShare breaks into two halves — red for SD and white for microSD — that fit together to form one solid, easily-portable storage solution.

Today's gadgetry was found on Uncrate.

...and the car's OK, too.

I found her -- whoever she is -- on the All Ford Mustangs Forums gallery; other images are here, here, and here. Looks like a reddish Evangeline Lilly, who I also like.

The car is a Ronaele S197 Mustang 450R. Not really a fan of it for the nonfunctional cowl hood, the profusion of nonfunctional scoops, the twotone chrome/parkerized wheels, the foglight placement...and I could go on. If it's quick otherwise, fine.

I'm just tired of how "Eleanor" became an adjective for ignorant fanboys of Gone In 60 Secondswho don't know a 1967 Shelby GT500 when they see one.

Rant off.

As the pickaxe swings...

FMD Crankmonkey discovered a nugget of Elaine Alden, and I unearthed the rest. Rather pouty for a British blonde...

Hey, I know where that is!

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A random amount of quatloos to anyone who also knows where this picture was taken.

Breakfast Granola for 5/26/9

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Take comfort from our furry friends. Go to the state fair. Visit a farm. Set aside some special time for Haifa Wehbe's pussy; she's Lebanese, after all. You are a zoologist of calm.

Haifa Wehbe was found on today's Use My Computer.