Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: There's nothing wrong with treating yourself sometimes. Have that slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream. Eat it with some fine silverware on the good china. Better yet, eat it off Crystal Chaya.
Heretofore unknown Crystal Chaya was found on Coed.
I resent her type, for wedging in to geek fanboys fantasies. These women can destroy good things (eg Battlebots & Carmen Elektra) Beware the poison flower
This week's Chicken Dinner was stolen by the officiating crews of the Niners/Seahawks and Ravens/Packers games. This week's Goat goes to the Steelers for losing to the Raiders.