Breakfast Granola for 6/20/11

With 28 to go, we're now inside that last swirling vortex of one month. British-bred Kelly Brook will nourish us into these last days.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Something gentler

For a change of pace, Sophie Turner is back again, and this time I'd like to lavish some praise on her watch. That's an impressive looking timepiece on a roundbooty dimepiece.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

To your health, good sir

German researchers apparently say it's good and healthy for men to stare at breasts for at least 10 minutes a day. I definitely exceed my dosage, but argue that the female form in its entirety is fair game.

Take Aaliyah Love, for example. While of modest bosom, she has shapely bottom; also nice. And for this, I feel all the better.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

And now, for more of the same…

From Hollywood Tuna, Denise Milani is a gift that can't stop giving (likely NSFW, audio not required).

Pardon the delay…

…but this was to be the 2nd entry of the day, destined for 8 AM but published at 8 PM.

A new Ore is discovered: Melissa Debling, another fine and busty Brit, found on Hollywood Tuna.

Grapple

Why, hello thar, Imogen Thomas! Let me know if you need a hand with those.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Trading insanity

Via Hollywood Tuna, a Denise Milani interlude (mute recommended for bad music):

Breakfast Granola for 5/9/11

This Monday is a day of newfound disappointment. To harmonize with our fresh bughunt comes the news that Holy Taco is no longer doing girl galleries. What to do? Definitely less visits to HT because — seriously — what the fuck is THAT bullshit? "We're a comedy site, so we're going to focus on that!" Pfft, fine. Never did like your ass any-godamn-way.

Meanwhile, digging never stops in The Mine; keep looking for ore where it exists. Thus, here's more Sophie Turner, courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.

Return of a classic

Lo, I did cry out, "Come back to meh, Denise Milani!" And there she was in white-T and blue jeans. Yay!

Thanks, Hollywood Tuna!

Breakfast Granola for 4/22/11

Hey, fat Asian girl Olivia Munn! Where have you been hiding? I distinctly recall this Tweet from Tubby Munn:

Vegas!!!! @skyyvodka is giving me lots of pink Dragonfruit Vodka. I bet it tastes like angels.

I also want Olivia Munn drunk and euphoric, and in Las Vegas, Land of Shameful Opportunities.

Thumbs up, Skyy Vodka! You're my new hero.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Twelfth

A dozen pictures of Kate Upton on Hollywood Tuna and only one with her midriff showing? Tsk tsk. Must do better.

Breakfast Granola for 4/8/11

Kate Upton: made from awesome & win at multiple angles.

Happy Friday! Let's get it!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Keep it clean

Enough April-foolishness! Behold Jillian Beyor and some soap.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/21/11

We knew this was going to happen eventually: Adrianne Palicki in a Wonder Woman costume.

She's tall and pretty, but now I guess I'd have to see her moving because this looks like a pause in a Comicon hallway before the cosplay competition.

Which she'd likely win, but I digress...

There's still the NBC TV show to air, and I still have my doubts.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/16/11

I'm not a fan of Susan Sarandon, but she has good genes. Her daughter, Eva Amurri, looks quite like a refined and evolved Janet Weiss.

Dammit Janet!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

An uncommon favorite

Erica Campbell isn't easily located with this much clothing, so it's a rare treat to be able to have her in The Mine once more.

Thanks to Hollywood Tuna for Erica's opportune inclusion.

Speaking of sweet, delicious WIN...

...here's more Sophie Turner and her ridiculous culo.

Who needs Southern Comfort when you have cakes from Down Under?

Found on Barstool Sports via Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/7/11

And just like that, foul weather returns. Elsewhere, the weather is peachy, and certainly fair enough for Sophie Turner to be out in the evening air bare-shouldered.

WARNING: lots of talking and other verbal nonsense, so audio is NOT required.



Verily, I swear to you, I would hit that ass like the Fist of Mars.

Found on Barstool Sports via Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/3/11

Three's Company was based on the British comedy Man About the House, so it would only be fitting to have yet another remake set back in Britain.

I propose two castmates right here: Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh.

EPIC. AND. WIN.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/2/11

Aria Giovanni isn't usually wearing this much clothing. On a damp and blustery Wednesday, this is an office perq I'd like to find on my desk.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.