Gun safety FAIL

How hast thou erred? Let us count the ways:

1. Failed to treat weapon as loaded.


2. Failed to keep finger out of trigger guard.


3. Failed to point weapon in safe direction.

Congratulations, Plaxico Burress, Jr., your reward is a .40 S&W slug in the thigh!

Breakfast Granola for 10/23/9

Welcome to Friday, Cardiff-style:

Maybe she thinks it's the drink that is preventing her from putting one foot in front of the other.

Or perhaps she knows the vulgar truth and is merely trying to impress her friends. Either way, the sight is certainly not an edifying one.

This shrieking ladette was photographed staggering through Cardiff city centre late on Friday night.

Stay classy, Wales!

Caption Contest: Al Davis edition

"If you don't get off my lawn right now, I swear to Raptorjeebus I'll poke your eyes out, Billy!"

Ronald, don't hit me no mo'!

You now know the terrible secret behind McDonald's world dominance: slapping.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Beam me up

The quite splendid Korean-born/San Jose-raised Linda Park was found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 10/22/9

Reason #4080 why BMW drivers are dicks:

From reader Lucas, "This guy wanted to budge in front of me for gas so bad (from the opposite direction) that he pulled up with the tank on the wrong side."

Just like National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I'm here to do my part: REAL drivers know that the side of their filler is indicated by a fuel symbol with an arrow on their dashboard.

This dicketry was documented on Jalopnik.

We leave you in Baton Rouge...

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Sometimes your pr0n might have a spider in it, but that's OK. You are calm, and NOT arachnophobic.

The very blue-eyed Katherine Rose of Louisiana was found on F-listed.

The path to righteousness/enlightenment...

...is brought to you courtesy of Holy Taco.

Pensive

Brandy Robbins joins us for NBCAM, looking dulcet and dubious.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Little people are clever

Breakfast Granola for 10/21/9

You can never be a better stuntman than Tranqbear.

Stumbling through fall

Karina Jelinek, from Argentina, where it's now spring...dammit.

Found on Funtasticus.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 6

The Niners had the week off; the Raiders won. Week 6 was half-unexpected.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to Drew Brees and the Saints for beating 48 colors of shit out of the Giants. This week's Goat goes to Donovan McNabb for helping the Eagles lose to the lowly Raiders and proving Rush Limbaugh right; $2 Starbucks drink receipt to Brian Westbrook for doing what he could in that debacle.

Breakfast Granola for 10/20/9

Just saying, a QB shouldn't be 6-6 AND 280. And awful.

Image found on a trek of the intergoogles; De-motivated by me.

De-Motivation

Wisdom isn't always about motivation; sometimes it's about the opposite. P.S.: Damn fool guidos.

Twenty-four more nuggets of wisdom are on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 10/19/9

Meh, I like canary better. Let's try again.

Found on Holy Taco.