Daggering 2.0?

This gives a whole new meaning to "beat her ass."



Found on Media Take Out.

Breakfast Granola for 8/27/10

FMD Crankmonkey turned this in yesterday afternoon, but I think it's perfect for breakfast.

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And get it right, Tosh.0; it's not grinding, it's DAGGERING!

Daggering WIN

al-Jeff offered up an animated GIF of this event, but I have located the video.

WARNING: Wackass TruTV dubbed over the audio with some fruity techno and canned audience; I know damn well it was all Mr. Vegas and screaming.

Breakfast Granola for 1/19/10

I'd heard tell of a lyrical remix of Pon De Floor by Major Lazer; one sweep of the intergoogles later and it's found: EXCLUSIVE!! Major Lazer x Sean Paul x Team Yee Remix!!.

Remember: guns don't kill people...LAZERS DO!

MP3 located by deliberate hunt of intergoogles; file photo of Major Lazer located by FMD Crankmonkey.

Breakfast Granola for 12/31/9

FMD Crankmonkey unearthed a list of the 10 most NSFW music videos, and from it I refined out this gem...

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

This awesome bit of daggering fodder is from the reggaeton/dancehall concept album Guns Don't Kill People...Lazers Do, which is about a Jamaican commando who lost an arm fighting zombies.

Breakfast Granola for 6/29/9

This video is made of awesome and win. You can thank me later.

Jamaica = Brokedick Capital of the World

According to Newsweek via The Frisky via F-listed:

Doctors in Jamaica attribute daggering to a threefold increase in broken penises. As a result, government officials have banned any type of media promoting the dance, which simulates rough sex. Apparently, those who try to dagger in the bedroom—the same rowdy moves minus the “simulation”—are getting hurt.

All three links were kind enough to include the youtube vid of Mr. Vegas' Daggering as an example.

Of course, if you've been around The Mine long enough, you know where to find the BEST. EXAMPLE. EVAR!

Breakfast Granola for 4/27/9

Here's a blast from the past to those in The Mine. An ancient ore from times immemorial, when hapless Caucasian female tourists got looted, pillaged, and darn near raped by the ritual fun of "daggering."

Oh Jamaica, you so crazy!