Breakfast Granola for 1/20/11

Today's another early Thursday because someone is too incompetent to figure out Skype by themselves, but I digress...

Ever hear the phrase "asscrack of dawn?" I know I've woken up to it, experienced it, yet never seen it.

Figuring the intergoogles -- the Grand Oracle of the Universe -- knows all, I thought I'd ask, so behold Result #1, from "The Superficial": Kim Kardashian's ass crack will end you.

Much better.

Oktoberfesting

With the NFL back in session and fall officially here, beer season is now fully upon us. So, while Kim Kardashian has a swirly cone -- and not ein glas bier -- she does have the pigtails and dirndl going on.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/21/10

Come back, summer! We barely knew ye!

OM NOM Kim Kardashian's behind was found with some other celebs on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 7/12/10

I'm not a fan of the Bullrun, but the cars (minus their vinyl wraps) are cool to see. Plus, Kim Kardashian might just fling her ass into something for me to gawk at. Well played, round Armenian girl...

Found on Hollywood Tuna; analysis leads me to believe that's a Corvette behind her.

Today's word: callipygian

FMD Crankmonkey had never heard of it before; I've known it since ever, and that it means "tremendo culo." However, let's get Merriam Webster on the case:

cal·li·pyg·ian \ˌka-lə-ˈpi-j(ē-)ən\ adj [Gr kallipygos, from kalli- + pygē buttocks] having shapely buttocks

Like I said. And now, for your dictionary picture, Sophie Turner, once again.



Note how the videographer tries to create some drama with Kim Kardashian, but Sophie just wants them and both of their callipygian asses to be friends. Now that's all right!

Giving new meaning to "sleepin' on them cheeks"

Khloe Kardashian passes out on plush posterior.

Instead of trying to sell swimwear like they are here, they need to sell replica pillows in the form factor of Kim's booty. They'd make a killing.

Found on F-listed.

Healthy body image

Kim Kardashian has curves, and that's all right.

Found on F-listed.

To add to a damp Monday...

Kim Kardashian, at least slightly moist.

Found on F-listed.

Live from New York...

...it's Kim Kardashian going to visit Regis & Kelly.

Found on Hollywood Tuna after realizing there's a lack of Kim Kardashian around here.

Two big reasons why Reggie Bush is a tailback

Go Saints!

This sample of Kim Kardashian is from The Mine's ore archives.

Haterade

For best results, view it on Youtube with comments...



It's amazing to see all the comments by female users that are pure vitriol. Ladies, call your union rep and get that fixed.

Speaking of tight...

Lots of people don't like Kim Kardashian. But then I don't like lots of people.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.