Just in time for Independence Day: "The Big Butt Book" by Dian Hanson.“Curiously, its primary purpose is functional rather than aesthetic: butts balance our bodies while running, according to biologists. But ask any pygophiliac—as fundament fans are clinically termed—and you’ll get the same answer: female hindquarters exist to please the eye, the hands, and parts south.”Cover booty donor Alexis Texas was found on F-listed.
al-Jeff beseeches his lord and savior:From the Jaws wiki page. Please raptor jebus, save us.Voice of Raptorjebus photoshooped by yourstruly.In February 2010, film website Cinema Blend reported that a source from Universal Pictures has indicated that Universal is "strongly considering" remaking Jaws in 3-D, following the commercial success of Avatar.[85] The source also reported that 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan was considered to portray Matt Hopper in the remake, which they say could be more comedic and make more use of special effects.[86] The studio has not officially commented upon the rumor
A new Mine survival device from Columbia River Knife & Tool:Our new Eat'N Tool™ is the brainchild of New York City designer Liong Mah. At first glance it looks like the familiar spoon/fork "spork" combination, but Liong has used his ingenuity and computer-aided design skills to create a lightweight, high-tech outdoor tool.Found on CRKT.
Yes, there is an ergonomic spoon, and a short-tined fork. But in addition, there's a handy bottle opener on one side. The right side of the handle is ground to provide an emergency screwdriver blade, which will also work as a pry for opening cannisters.
The large central hole is not only designed for finger gripping, but also keeps the Eat'N Tool weight down. Three metric wrench reliefs (10 mm, 8 mm, 6 mm) are useful for emergency repairs, and result in a tool weight of just 1.5 ounces (43 g).
For easy snap-on carry on D-rings or loops on clothing and packs, there is a carry carabiner (non-weight-bearing).
Out with June, in with July. Here's some scrumptious Francoise Boufhal to get things moving.
Togetherness and team unity are critical to good morale. Good morale is a force multiplier.
Dan Seitz offers up a guest column on Holy Taco to assist the Jeffs of the world who own the conundrum of wanting a fruity drink yet not wanting to come across as a fruit.Stop Being Such a Wuss
After all, you are a grown adult, not somebody from high school. It's OK not to like beer (Ed. note: No, it isn't). Presumably you don't suffer from the kind of crippling emotional insecurity it would take for a human being to actually agonize over what other people think of their drink order, because nobody, including the bartender or the woman you're trying to impress, actually gives a shit. And if she does care about your drink order, then she's probably just as big a crippled wad of insecurity as you are, meaning she'll probably do absolutely anything that gives her an ounce of attention, no matter how disgusting or degrading it is.
In other words, totally play up the gay thing, and then convince her she's so hot you're willing to "go straight." Just be sure to have seen some "Sex and the City" first, to make the illusion convincing. As an added bonus, she’ll probably be more accepting of the back door in his scenario, since she’ll want you to feel comfortable.
I don't watch One Life To Live, but I should probably start because Melissa Archer is on it.
Proof that vuvuzelas will try to kill you if given the chance found on Failblog.
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