We leave you this week with...

Jessica L, who I've never heard of before.

Found on F-listed.

Easy like Sunday morning

FMD Crankmonkey, you know me so so well.

Sauce plox?

Here's where the voicemail samples come from:

Breakfast Granola for 8/6/10

FMD al-Jeff offers this ore: Old Spice Voicemail Generator.

A newly-recorded voicemail message is already now installed on The Mine. Well played, Fat One, well played.

Signed up

Here's Kelly Brook selling Reebok Easytone shoes in front of her awesomely nude likeness. All indications point to those shoes doing a body good.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Clueless

I have no idea who Holly Lynn is, but she will save us.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 8/5/10

Dell sucks. That is all.

Jaywalking FAIL

Wait for it: 0:38...



Found via Jalopnik on Gawker.

Eva Mendes S.Ex Tape

Seriously, you gotta see this...

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Breakfast Granola for 8/4/10

OM NOM leopard-print Sophie Turner is what's for breakfast!

Found on Holy Taco.

Holy coat!

FMD al-Jeff knows...

Congratulations, Tracy Marrow!

That's an interesting simultaneous display of strength and flexibility.

Found via Coco's Twitter on her Twitpics. Damn.

Breakfast Granola for 8/3/10

Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage is made of awesome and win. That is all.

From the Ore Sample Archive.

Official redhead of The Mine?

I'd previously seen Alex Sim-wise from a more NSFW angle, but she's so pretty and redheaded that I think she should be added to The Mine's menagerie.

Found on Alex's blog.

Common sense FAIL

Like Grandma used to say, "They call it common sense, but it's not really."

Breakfast Granola for 8/2/10

Anybody smell that? Dhani Jones will save us...