Getting warmer

Is it spring yet? No, but the weather is nice enough for it today. Better enjoy it while it lasts.

Sheena Lee was found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 3/4/11

NEWSFLASH: Gawker sites have actually improved a bit, so here's some other rant: Blade Runner is quite possibly the best science fiction movie of all time, but of course no childhood memory is safe from dabbling and ruination by Hollywood.

Read the io9 interview if you want, but the express take is a quote from Kosove:

First of all, we're paying for everything, but second of all — and this a way of answering maybe partially the concerns of your fans — this may work, or it may not work. We may make this movie, but in truth it may never get made.

Translation: "First, it's our money, and we're angling to use it to make more money. Second, we'll do what we want, including make fans nervous all day by simply trading upon the Blade Runner name."

Thus, it is with a hearty FUCK YOU that I say, "Fuck you, Andrew Kosove, Broderick Johnson, and Bud Yorkin. Fuck you with Replicant cock!"

Sexy no jutsu!

Coco Austin practicing her ninjutsu, found on her twitter.

Also made in Ireland

The previous Rubberbandits video has been made "private" -- whatever that means -- so FMD Jack Naples has fished out this VERY Irish remix with Gaelic lyrics, pipes, and big-legged Irish Riverdance babes.

Breakfast Granola for 3/3/11

Three's Company was based on the British comedy Man About the House, so it would only be fitting to have yet another remake set back in Britain.

I propose two castmates right here: Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh.

EPIC. AND. WIN.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Hump it out

Breakfast Granola for 3/2/11

Aria Giovanni isn't usually wearing this much clothing. On a damp and blustery Wednesday, this is an office perq I'd like to find on my desk.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Miss Reef 2011?

Holy Taco is claiming images from Miss Reef 2011, but I know darn well that many of them are from years past.

However, I don't recall seeing this particular one, so perhaps at least a few are.

Breakfast Granola for 3/1/11

This is a true and faithful re-creation of an ordinary day in The Mine, from Failblog.

Antidote

Enough with this snow bullshit. Gemma Atkinson in swimwear to the rescue!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 2/28/11

Snow still sucks. Fuck you, snow.

Found on Failblog.