Lick it, suck it

From Uncrate:

Who's in the mood for some pig and alcohol flavored suckers? Lollyphile is a San Fran-based company selling odd lollypop flavors (4/$10), like its first two creations, Absinthe and Maple-bacon. The Absinthe lollypops are made with real absinthe, and the Maple-bacon ones (also available in a caffeinated version) are made with organic, cured bacon and Vermont maple syrup. Seriously. Other flavors include The Dude-approved White Russian, Pomegranate Tangerine, Wasabi-Ginger, Chai Tea, Irish Cream, and Bourbon. Get 15% off with coupon code: uncraterocks.

Kid FAIL - Smoking Smarties

Smoking Smarties candy - Boing Boing

Apparently an increasing number of young people enjoy "smoking" crushed Smarties candy. They inhale the candy dust into the mouth and then exhale, producing what looks like thick smoke.

Seriously WTF! Your kid's too stupid to not know this is a bad thing? You would think with that level of stupid you would just move on to drugs instead. Smarties flavored crack anyone?