Angry midget

No, it's not Jermaine Dupri. We're talking the OG of angry midgets, Gary-Muhfuckin-Coleman, throwing a tantrum on The Insider. Wait for it: 1:00...



Remember, Redd Foxx will tell you to not engage in midget fighting unless you've done midget fighting previously. Protip: Stab them in the top of the head.

Found on Media Take Out.

Little people are clever

It must be tough...

...to be a cranky old midget AND ugly. Just sayin'.

P.S.: WTF kind of name is "New York Fries" when there aren't any such establishments in the United States at all? EPIC FAIL!

Made aware by Media Take Out, but clean image (not defaced by MTO) found on Marketing.

Jeff's dream comes true

Because what's better than a "little person"? A: Two, naturally.

Found on Holy Taco.

Midgets Are Funny: Gunaxin's Top Ten Midgets

While I have no doubt that the following list of midgets has some quality midget-dom and to the best of my knowledge they are all living; the king of all midgets has to be Billy Barty (pictured). A movie with him guaranteed comedy gold.

That being said, I do have a problem with the order of the Gunaxin midget list. Check it out and see if you agree who is the top living midget.
Top Ten Midgets | Gunaxin



Also, while sourcing the Billy Barty picture, I found this one of Verne. Props to you freaky little man. You get a lot of quality tail for one so comically small.

Midgets Are Funny: Meet The Strong Midget

World’s Smallest bodybuilder, Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev
Seriously, midgets are funny. Especially when they take themselves seriously. This gallery begs the question; could he kick Jeff's ass?