My Dick: An essay in contrasts

Mined by FMD Crankmonkey, this song could do with some refreshed lyrics. Example: "My dick makes you a believer. Your dick, more like Justin Bieber."

Breakfast Granola for 6/1/10

From Media Take Out:

According to local reports, a 32 year old woman from the Russian city of Tambov was arrested for the poisoning and sexual assault of ten different men. The woman, who is photo’d above and is only identified by the name Valeria K, is alleged to have lured the men back to her apartment.

Once they were in her apartment, Valerie slipped a concoction into their drinks that knocked them out for hours. Once unconscious, Valeria played with the men’s genitals and after they became aroused, wrapped a rope around it - to maintain their erections. Then, she went to work – often going on for HOURS . . . and causing MEDICAL DAMAGE to the men.

All ten men have reported the same story, they followed Valeria back to her apartment for a few drinks, but woke the next morning in hospital with a loss of memory and trauma to the penis.

Jamaica = Brokedick Capital of the World

According to Newsweek via The Frisky via F-listed:

Doctors in Jamaica attribute daggering to a threefold increase in broken penises. As a result, government officials have banned any type of media promoting the dance, which simulates rough sex. Apparently, those who try to dagger in the bedroom—the same rowdy moves minus the “simulation”—are getting hurt.

All three links were kind enough to include the youtube vid of Mr. Vegas' Daggering as an example.

Of course, if you've been around The Mine long enough, you know where to find the BEST. EXAMPLE. EVAR!

Hope for Dr. J Yet. Penis Extender Study Works on Italians

Image via Wikipedia

Penis Extender Works, Study Finds

Men who wear a device meant to extend their penises saw growth of up to 33 percent over six months, according to a new study.

And low, he was surprised by the bounty he found in is loincloth and there was much rejoicing. Praise be Cthulhu