Found on Sir Mitchell's Tumblr.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Gourmet Sabertooth Filet Anyone?

PABLO invites you all to his inaugural BBQ this weekend. Please bring your vegan friends. I would like to meat* them.
I will be addressing the Granola Mine team for allowing me this (pre)historic opportunity to contribute to the award-winning column.
Photo: TheDailyWhat
Labels:
BBQ,
dinosaur,
Food,
pablo,
sabertooth
Just do it!

Found on Catherine Doll's Tumblr.
Breakfast Granola for 6/25/10

Found on Hollywood Tuna.
Labels:
ass,
breakfast,
hollywoodtuna,
Jordan Carver,
spike
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Twister will get you RAEPD!

Labels:
Funtasticus,
spike,
wtf
Breakfast Granola for 6/24/10

Found on Funtasticus; soccer and its annoying noises can please leave now.
Labels:
breakfast,
doing it wrong,
fail,
Funtasticus,
spike,
wtf
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Breakfast Granola for 6/23/10

Found on Holy Taco.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
The Eleventh Decree of Simmslam

Waxing shall be mandatory for all womens. Pubic hair is the gross and, therefore, haraam.
For the womens over 40, this will be loosely enforced. The dust will be too thick by then.
Culinary humor
Then excuse yourself.
Priceless.
Breakfast Granola for 6/22/10

The season-ready Jordan Carver was found on Hollywood Tuna.
Labels:
ass,
breakfast,
hollywoodtuna,
Jordan Carver,
spike
Monday, June 21, 2010
Time for Richter Scale?
Found on Holy Taco.
The intergoogles deliver!
More accurately, my target processor was able to identify Gilmara Jung among the Reef girls (third from left), but the intergoogles not only had enough visual data for the processor to kick in, there's video, too...
Let's hear it for summer, by the way!
Let's hear it for summer, by the way!
Labels:
ass,
Gilmara Jung,
Reef Girls,
spike,
youtube
Breakfast Granola for 6/21/10

1. How to haggleExtra credit:
2. The difference between a spark plug and a serpentine belt
3. Proper navigation techniques
4. How to change a tire
5. The value of proper maintenance
6. The art of parallel parking
7. Knowing when to hoon
8. The difference between want and need
9. The financial side
10. What's cool and what's cruel
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