Design excellence

I swear, this is something that could've been developed here in The Mine, your "SOURCE" for all things FAIL.

Found on Failblog.

Suffer the little children…

…one Wiffle bat blow at a time.

"Piñata Party FAIL" from Failblog.

Best. Carnival. EVAR?

Most carnivals are full of carnies, an even more undesirable offshoot of filthy hobos and vagabonds.

But this one is full of hoes. I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

Found on Failblog.

Worst. Festival name. EVAR!

Blue balls = NOT a good thing!

Found on Failblog.

Translation: I didn't think they were minors

Well, that makes it just fine!

Found on Failblog.

STOP what you're doing!

You'd think The Mine placed these signs.

STOP! Don't turn right! Don't turn left! And by the look of the intersection, don't go forward, either.

Just STOP.

Found on Failblog.

CAUTION: Dell causes heroin addiction!

Why do I say that? 1) I have to chip away at granola in The Mine with one, and it's juuust about usable. 2) It'll get you hooked on the smack!

Needless to say, I am disappoint.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 5/12/11

And this is what it'll be like: incredibly well-planned and intricate, but delicate, fragile, and ready to self-destruct when you need it most. Welcome to The Mine!

Childhood wish

Failblog calls this "Kid's [sic] Meal FAIL" but I'd have considered it "Kids Meal WIN!"

Kids these days are WAY better off and WAY luckier than they know!

Breakfast Granola for 5/6/11

Parkour isn't for everyone, but blood in the stool seems suited to this guy:

Momentum: it counts for plenty

Breakfast Granola for 4/27/11

Jeff has an app? I thought he didn't like the iPhone.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/26/11

There are some days where my job feels VERY similar.

Sometimes smells like it, too.

From Failblog.

Proof that NYC is a zoo

Seriously, that's what you're told not to do to animals. At the very least, we know the denizens smell rank enough to be beasts…

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/20/11

Calm down, you weed-puffing hippies. There are NOT real baby heads in this cemetery. Or are there…?

Found on Failblog.

Because Jeff enjoys the classics

So, the categories to refine "Erotica" are "Books", "NOOK Books", and "Kids". Yup, that's perfectly normal.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Found on Failblog.

The British: bouncing their reality checks

Wow. Here's a work of nonfiction: not knowing where fictions starts and stops = FAIL!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/1/11

This appears to be a poorly-parked Toyota Land Cruiser, which tells me three things:

1) Toyota owners are teh suck and FAIL.
2) Someone else's wife isn't getting pregnant without a doctor's help.
3) And April Fool's Day is all year for some.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 3/31/11

Jeff, THIS is why you should avoid puddles!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 3/22/11

Trucks should not be for most people. They're outsized from the bulk of other vehicles with steering and suspension to match. Plus, they have suspect visibility in the best of circumstances.

With herpderp operators to match...