Breakfast Granola for 4/22/11

Hey, fat Asian girl Olivia Munn! Where have you been hiding? I distinctly recall this Tweet from Tubby Munn:

Vegas!!!! @skyyvodka is giving me lots of pink Dragonfruit Vodka. I bet it tastes like angels.

I also want Olivia Munn drunk and euphoric, and in Las Vegas, Land of Shameful Opportunities.

Thumbs up, Skyy Vodka! You're my new hero.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Fun Art Projects

Thanks to the mormans and imaginationland for filling in the blanks (2nd shot vintage M. Monroe):

Breakfast Granola for 9/9/10

I'd been hunting for a high-resolution image of the poster inside my "Hey Olivia!" magazine when it occurred to me: If I flatten it enough and stick it to the kitchen wall with poster putty, I should be able to photograph it, then Photoshop down the folds and wrinkles.

Behold my awesome! New wallpaper coming soon!

Breakfast Granola for 9/3/10

C'mon Friday, get out of my way!

Inspiration in the form of Olivia Munn's GQ shoot was found on her blog.

Breakfast Granola for 7/27/10

I miss you, Comic Con. Literally. I keep forgetting that it happens every year in late July; for some reason, I think it must happen in mid July, the weekend after the 4th.

And Olivia Munn was there. So sad.

Found via F-listed on Don Chavez.

Long time, no see

I missed you, too, fat Asian girl.

Found with some blog entry about something or other on Olivia Munn.

Breakfast Granola for 5/3/10

After a long pair of boozaholic Birthweekends, all I have is The Mine, Olivia Munn clinging to a chain, and the sweet release of death to look forward to.

I hate fucking backaches.

This ray of sunshine is provided by Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 4/26/10

Olivia Munn. In a bikini. On a beach. In Hawaii.

O summer, where art thou?

Found on DJ Mick.

High contrast

I'm not used to seeing Olivia Munn with lots of dark eye makeup and so starkly lit. It gives her rather a Morticia Addams sort of look.

From a Details interview found on her blog.

Asking for it

The sporty Olivia Munn at some Super Bowl weekend, touch football event.

But seriously, touch football? That ain't no way to play the game. And with her in it? Gotta be full contact.

That means pads, cleats, and lots of yelling.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Don't hold back

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Sometimes hiding things from others can cause stress. Reveal yourself, let it all out, and feel the freedom rush in. You are a flashing Olivia Munn of calm.

From a recent Maxim shoot.

Miss you much

Haven't seen you around here in a while. So sad.

Found on the blog of Olivia Munn.

Breakfast Granola for 12/23/9

From the pages of HEY OLIVIA, it's OG fat Asian girl Olivia Munn.

Found on Celebslam.

Breakfast Granola for 12/22/9

Best. Xmas card. EVAR! belongs to Olivia Munn, of course. Among her gifts:

The engraving on the inside of the bracelet “You’re Fucking Classy” made me laugh out loud.

WHAT. UP.

pretty but...

I resent her type, for wedging in to geek fanboys fantasies. These women can destroy good things (eg Battlebots & Carmen Elektra) Beware the poison flower

Breakfast Granola for 12/8/9

For breakfast, here's Olivia Munn, wagging her tail. Yum.

The poster in the "Hey Olivia!" magazine was found on her blog.

Speaking of fat Asian girls...

Olivia Munn as Lisa from Weird Science was found on Holy Taco.

Another perspective on Nobel

By Olivia Munn:

Umm… Tehy’re giving out Nobel Peace Prizes based on aspirations?!!!

ATTENTION Nobel Peace Prize Peeps: I, Olivia Munn, would like to hereby and this forth day thus announce my very serious goals and aspirations. I would like to submit that my goals are just as great, if not better than Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize-worthy aspiratons:

- I aspire to make a hoverboard.

- I aspire to give a bag of Ramen noodles to everyone in Darfur.

- I have a goal to aspire to one day do something great enough to get a Nobel Peace Prize.

….. Cool! So…. uh, let me know!

Reason #4080 why I love that woman.

Breakfast Granola for 10/6/9

Even though it's Tuesday, we can still have a Munn day.

Olivia Munn was found on Holy Taco.

Reason I love Olivia Munn #4080

#4080: She hates Twilight also.

Video Game - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show