We go out with...

...Denise Milani and her amazofantabulous ass. See you next year!

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Hit Hip Hop.

My New Year's resolution will be...

...to lend a hand whenever possible, starting with Jelena Jensen. Thank you, please drive through.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Deeper than a Navy SEAL

Somebody get me one of these for New Year's!

Found on Holy Taco with a minor treasure trove of related feminine win.

Breakfast Granola for 12/31/9

FMD Crankmonkey unearthed a list of the 10 most NSFW music videos, and from it I refined out this gem...

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

This awesome bit of daggering fodder is from the reggaeton/dancehall concept album Guns Don't Kill People...Lazers Do, which is about a Jamaican commando who lost an arm fighting zombies.

$191,000 Driving sim

A different rendezvous

It was a rendezvous is a short film by Claude Lelouch; find it on the googletubes, it's worth it. Meanwhile, we have a car's-eye view of Mullholland Drive with carguy Jay Leno, but it's more accurately narrated by the AMG exhaust of the 2011 SLS he's driving. Now I want to get some Flowmasters...



Found on Jalopnik.

Breakfast Granola for 12/30/9

A hearty breakfast is a good way to start the day, and FMD Crankmonkey unearthed a rich vein of tasty, nutritious granola. Behold!

There are many names in this list that we know and love -- Jessica Burciaga, Coco Austin, Kate & Anne Madsen, Amazin' Amie, Kim Kardashian, and Denise Milani-- so I figured I'd find something interesting and new, of which there remains plenty. Who to pick...?

I give you eye-catching Monique May.

Ore located on Hit Hip Hop.

Filled with Win

Re-visit a known perspective

It's not too often that we get to see this side of Coco Austin.

I mean, you sometimes have so much fun in the backyard patio that you give short shrift to the front porch, and there's nothing wrong with the front porch.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

And they're off!

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Sometimes life can feel full of obstacles. Try to visualize Laura Doré on a sawhorse. What was once an obstacle is now an amusement park ride. You are the Seabiscuit of calm.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 16

The Niners won and the Raiders lost. Week 16 was what it was supposed to be.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to the Buccaneers for capitalizing on the mistakes of the Saints and causing some victory. This week's Goat goes to Jim Caldwell for benching Peyton Manning and essentially quitting the game, thereby causing a defeat; his only redemption can be to go all the way and win the Super Bowl.

Breakfast Granola for 12/29/9

You can never EVER be this cool.

Found on Jalopnik.

What do you like on your pizza?

Toppings

Crombez = Belgian for yum?

Belgium is known for tasty things. They invented fancy waffles, arguably are the source of french fries, and have the world's largest beer brewery.

Plus Elise Crombez, pictured.

Found on Frat Fury.

You will never...

...ever be able to make/fly a paper airplane like this:

Savage

Lovely Louise Glover, convicted criminal...

A former Playboy Model of the Year who banged another woman's head against a toilet up to 10 times and broke her nose has been found guilty of assault.

Louise Glover, 26, formerly of Essex, attacked Maxine Hardcastle after accusing her of looking at her husband during a night out in Brighton in 2007.

Glover fainted, sobbed and wailed after being convicted at Hove Crown Court.

[....]

The court heard she "flipped" one minute, then showed warmth to the other women, before telling them she might be being paranoid and did not have many friends.

Redd Foxx will tell you, "Hoes is yo' enemy," especially the crazies. And it's always the pretty ones, too...

Found via F-listed (with NSFW) on the Beeb.

Breakfast Granola for 12/28/9

Take off that silly-ass hat.