The most important things about tennis...

...are the short skirts and long legs. Anna Kournikova -- though wanting in talent -- has plenty of those essentials.

Big-ups to FMD al-Jeff for bringing this ore to our attention via Deadspin.

Breakfast Granola for 3/11/10

Anna Kournikova has really long legs. That is all.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Throwing Jeff a bone

Don't say we never gave you anything.

Anna Kournikova was found via Hollywood Tuna on Popholic.