We leave you this week with...

...the alternatively-named Xiannie, which I will venture to guess is pronounced "Shawnie." Me likey.

Found on Hip Hop Wired.

We're gonna need bigger gloves

Heretofore unknown ore Shay UK Bombshell from Hip Hop Wired.

Breakfast Granola for 8/10/10

Guitar-shaped Nilanti Narain wearing two bras too many is what's for breakfast today.

Because I'm having dental surgery this afternoon, I'm going to need something soft in my mouth. Twice.

Found on Hip Hop Wired.

Speaking of ass...

...Jessikah Maximus, for cheap WIN.

Found on Hip Hop Wired.

Breakfast Granola for 2/11/10

From HipHopWired:

Nelly has finished his long and hard search for Miss Applebottoms 2010 after traveling overseas to find a woman worthy of the title.

As previously reported Applebottoms went international for their model search and took to the Netherlands to narrow contestants down to 15 finalists.

After a competition in swim wear, evening gown and casual, the judges unanimously picked 18-year-old Anna Perret of Amsterdam.

As Ms. Applebottoms 2010 Anna will represent the brand through commercial campaigns and advertisements. She also won €15.000,- in Apple Bottoms clothing and a photo shoot in Paris for an international fashion magazine.

Well played, Netherlands, well played.

Phoenix (NOT Arizona)

Today's trivia: The phoenix was a mythical bird of fire that would be reborn from its own ashes. Picture unrelated.

Phoenix Omani was found on Hip Hop Wired.