What would Molotov Cocktease look like in real life?

CGHUB actually wanted to know what the Venture Bros. would look like in real life. Of course, I was at least slightly more interested in this tactical espionage assassin by CortesNYC/Christian Cortes.

Found on io9.

Breakfast Granola for 4/20/9

Happy Monday, smokers.

Do you see a pirate in this image? Me neither; anyone with access to cable or satellite that includes Cartoon Network will recognize Molotov Cocktease. A for Effort to Coed, but their FAIL is our WIN.

Still, it's always fun to see Molotov cosplayers, whether alone or in pairs. Extra points for using the intergoogles to find the one with her asscrack showing.

The Molotov Cocktease cosplayer had her booty plundered from Coed Magazine.