Pardon the delay…

…but this was to be the 2nd entry of the day, destined for 8 AM but published at 8 PM.

A new Ore is discovered: Melissa Debling, another fine and busty Brit, found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/13/11

Happy Friday the 13th, you superstitious numerological heathen!

I'm having some defined misgivings about Iron Sky now. It's looking like it could be Inglorious Basterds pulp, or polished B-movie. From io9:

It's Thursday, and you know what that means...

That's right: LET YOUR SOUL GLO!

Grapple

Why, hello thar, Imogen Thomas! Let me know if you need a hand with those.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/12/11

And this is what it'll be like: incredibly well-planned and intricate, but delicate, fragile, and ready to self-destruct when you need it most. Welcome to The Mine!

Childhood wish

Failblog calls this "Kid's [sic] Meal FAIL" but I'd have considered it "Kids Meal WIN!"

Kids these days are WAY better off and WAY luckier than they know!

Breakfast Granola for 5/11/11

Day 3 of making imaginary friends breaks; The Mine is once again a cave of sorrow and FAIL!

Jiggly Kate Upton will save us in our time of need. Thanks Hollywood Tuna!

Trading insanity

Via Hollywood Tuna, a Denise Milani interlude (mute recommended for bad music):

Breakfast Granola for 5/10/11

Jalopnik has the accurate take on this NSFW-language Youtube clip:

Most of you are probably sane, normal people capable of reacting normally to [encountering a police shootout]. But just in case here's a lot of things [these white dudebros] did wrong:

• Don't drive towards police officers with guns drawn
• Don't think that by crouching down you're safe
• Don't tell your friend to "chill"
• Don't listen to Pearl Jam when you might die
• When the police get in their cars, it's probably time to go
• Once you decide to move away don't stop again
• When the cops are hiding, you should be hiding
• Don't videotape yourself doing any of this

And there ends today's obvious lesson.

Oh, Pearl Jam-listening white folks, you so crazy!

Mine Life: another accurate view

Breakfast Granola for 5/9/11

This Monday is a day of newfound disappointment. To harmonize with our fresh bughunt comes the news that Holy Taco is no longer doing girl galleries. What to do? Definitely less visits to HT because — seriously — what the fuck is THAT bullshit? "We're a comedy site, so we're going to focus on that!" Pfft, fine. Never did like your ass any-godamn-way.

Meanwhile, digging never stops in The Mine; keep looking for ore where it exists. Thus, here's more Sophie Turner, courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.