Pun: a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.Jessica Skyy was found on F-listed.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Excuse me while I kiss the Skyy
Pun: a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.Jessica Skyy was found on F-listed.
Breakfast Granola for 7/10/9
Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: If you find yourself surrounded, try to look at the upside of the situation: you have your choice of targets. You are the Clausewitz of calm.Found on College Humor.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Meanwhile, in Italy...
Presidents Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy are hanging out in L'Aquila, and this woman in a dress walks by...CAPTION CONTEST, GO!
Breakfast Granola for 7/9/9
If a pretty woman turns her back on you, let her. If the view is nice, you'll have everything you need to proceed.Natalie Marie was found on F-listed.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Speaking of clamps...
I love Olivia's title for her blog entry: Olivia Munn relinquishes title of world’s strongest vaginaA Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata, aged 42, has been “exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years”, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina.In Russia, you do not eat pussy. PUSSY EATS YOU!
Tatiana said, “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook… in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
A little wrapped up at the moment
Sometimes, you gotta unwind. But then sometimes, you gotta wind her up.Found in a gallery of girls wearing tubesocks on Coed.
Bogey dope
According to Gizmodo:Nobody knows if the real [Sukhoi] PAK-FA will look...similar, but we will probably discover it sooner than later: The Sukhoi PAK-FA will replace the MiG-29 Fulcrum and the Su-27 Flanker in the Russian Air Force, with a first flight initially projected for this year.Well I, for one, invite it. Signs point to the PAK-FA being a derivative of several failed prototypes: the Su-47 "Firkin" and the MiG 1.44 "Flatpack". Firkin had a forward-swept wing/vectored thrust design reliant on computer-controlled stabilizers (that may have led to at least three airframe losses), while Flatpack was more conventional, but a huge and heavy lump that required subcontracts to Yakolev.
What we know for sure is that new Sukhoi fighter will directly compete against the F-22 Raptor and the F-35 Lightning II. I, for one, hope that they never have to engage in combat.
So, first things first, Russia has to follow through and build frames. After that, they can't suck, but my money's on the heavy.
Maybe I'm missing it, but...
Where's the FAIL in this again?
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I mean I can SEE the red rectangle encapsulating father and son, but I declare it irrelevant to FAIL; kid's gotta learn somehow. Thus: FAIL + FAIL = WIN!
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I mean I can SEE the red rectangle encapsulating father and son, but I declare it irrelevant to FAIL; kid's gotta learn somehow. Thus: FAIL + FAIL = WIN!
Breakfast Granola for 7/8/9
You are greeted by the ever-lovely Olivia Munn on this Wacky Wednesday, as seen on her recent Playboy cover.Whatever you do, don't die.
Spotted earlier on Olivia's blog, but re-found on F-listed.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Chu-chu goes the caboose
Jenny Chu is equal parts Vietnamese and Chinese, and she looks all good from here.Found on F-listed.
Speaking of smoking...
I give you the very hot Veronika Zemanova to massage your eyeballs; for any other balls, your mileage may vary.Found on Hollywood Tuna.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Breakfast Granola for 7/6/9
From the weekend Inbox, I got a dose of office humor. After some editing, amending, and upgrading, I declare it topical and awesome.20 Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work More Often
1. Looks like the fuckup fairy is visiting again.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but apparently it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. Let me transfer you. Don't be alarmed if it sounds just like a dialtone.
5. I'll get to that once my third arm grows in.
6. I'll start being nicer when you stop being a dumbass.
7. My attention to detail and work ethic is obviously commensurate to my pay.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a word you said.
10. I can see your point, which means you're still full of shit.
11. These balls aren't sucking themselves. Sounds like YOU'RE the one who has work to do.
12. You once again validate my innate mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of motivation. I just don't give a damn.
14. What do I think? I don't want to do it, and you're ugly, too.
15. You've fulfilled every misconception I had about you, and even added a few more.
16. Thanks for completely demoralizing me once again.
17. Calm your ass down, I'm not done slacking.
18. You need to be less of a human being and more of a human DOING.
19. I'm not being rude. You're being stupid.
20. You're starting to sound reasonable. I must have sobered up.
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