Ex-FMD Apache Chief inquires: Is March Madness haraam? al-Jeff replies:During the time of March Madness, Richmond Characters may rape as many white women as they wish without fear of criminal charges.Err, that doesn't exactly answer the question, but...OK.
This decree shall be known as Kobe's Law.
Whiskey-based mixed drinks don't usually sit well with me, but Manhattans are pretty good. So, let's visit Uncrate:It's somewhat hard to believe, but rye hasn't been produced in New York since the prohibition days of gangsters, speakeasies, and secret, booze-eating trap doors. Hudson Manhattan Rye Whiskey ($50) is out to remedy this. Hudson's rye is made from whole grain rye, one batch at a time, ensuring a true 92 proof product, with a fruity, floral taste, unmistakable rye edge, and smooth finish. In addition, each bottle is hand-filled, capped, waxed, and numbered, and is, unsurprisingly, a nearly perfect base for a tasty manhattan.
Confusius say: "Best to party in the shower if you wish to come clean."In Simmslam all smart phones will be banned. Smart phones are teh geyz.FMD Jack Naples proposes a method:
Exceptions will be made for hot chicks, and basketball players.
Anyone else caught with a smart phone shall be put to death.
Remotely executed via IED activated by... a smartphone!To this, al-Jeff says:
I do not like it. Death shall be administered by conversation with [FMD Crankmonkey].
Hot librarian Jordan Carver can kindly file herself somewhere around 793 for "indoor games and amusements." I'm going to want the Braille edition, too.
If you noticed the armadillo, shoes, or furniture in the picture too far in advance of most anything else in frame, I have some bad news for you...
Ex-FMD Apache Chief sends this missive:Motivation for Simmslam: NJ woman determined to reach 1000 lbs, be worlds fattest womanNo, that isn't a picture of her, but I do believe the composition is similar.
...image unrelated. This is Tehmeena Afzal, who I'd glimpsed during intergoogle wandering, so I had to learn more. She looks like the intersection of Vida Guerra and Kim Kardashian, which makes sense considering the name Afzal. I expect to see more of her soon.
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