Brunch Granola for 9/6/10

Almost forgot; I did work today. Thus, there is opportunity for a Labor Day entry.

Behold, the not-so-ill-named Jessica Pear -- found on Use My Computer -- who I believe would actually be considered spoon-shaped.

Breakfast Granola for 7/20/10

It's going to be a probably-strange and probably-hectic Tuesday. Here's some Nadine Velasquez for that.

Found on Use My Computer.

Basic Black

Aria Giovanni and her OM NOM cleavage were found on Use My Computer.

From here to Bollywood

Neha Dhupia is something big in Indian entertainment, so it's not so strange that I'd never encountered her until just now. Dig that hoody.

Found on Use My Computer.

Our Safety Inspector/OSHA Rep

Found via Use My Computer on Pop Crunch.

Breakfast Granola for 11/24/9

Sofia Vergara -- model and actress -- was at the American Music Awards for some reason. Don't know why, don't care. As you can see, her profile is impressive enough to enter any event.

Found on Use My Computer.

Your wisdom for the week is...

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

Found via Use My Computer on shitmydadsays.

Breakfast Granola for 9/22/9

With the NFL upon us (and October nearly here), beer is back in style. Thus, I give you women in dirndls drinking lots of beer at Oktoberfest.

Found via Use My Computer on Gunaxin.

Somebody's mad

Uh oh, looks like Emma Watson just got too old. Pedobear, you so crazy!

Original image found on Use My Computer; Photoshop by yours truly.

Breakfast Granola for 9/1/9

Back to The Mine! Believe it or not, I'd much rather be here than jury duty. Why? All of the ugly people (plus the stink, the boredom, the shitty lunch options, and the whole damn fool process).

To counteract all that ugly, let's have some pretty.

Elisandra Tomacheski was found on today's Use My Computer.

Kevin Arnold WHO?

If ever you wondered what happened to Danica McKellar -- aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years -- wonder no more because THAT is what happened.

AND she has a math degree. WHAT. UP?

You been sleepin' on them cheeks, Fred Savage.

Found on Use My Computer.

Breakfast Granola for 7/31/9

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Canadian actress of Moroccan Jewish descent, who I've never seen in anything, but I've heard; she voice-acted in the anime series Vampire Princess Miyu, and will apparently also VA in next year's Gatchaman animated film.

But as you can see, none of that is important at the moment. Drink it in, it's Friday, bitches!

Found among the top images on Use My Computer.

Revelation #4080: Why Dita von Teese doesn't smile much

Today's trivia: Dita von Teese (realname: a much more interesting/less pretentious Heather Sweet) is a natural blonde. All the way down to the hair all over her face that stands up when the smile muscles go. I blame Marilyn Manson.

Found on today's Use My Computer. So sad.

A stranger on a strange day

To counteract this June Gloom in July, I give you Maria Fernanda Malo. "Malo" is bad in Español, right?

Found via today's Use My Computer on On 205th.

Breakfast Granola for 7/21/9

A tied-up Eva Longoria from today's Use My Computer seems appropriate for this strange-looking Tuesday.

Who's that girl?

She definitely looks like we've seen her before, but I still don't know her name. Sigh.

Found on today's Use My Computer.

Breakfast Granola for 7/14/9

I have no idea who this is, but she was on today's Use My Computer. Random quatloos and your name on an update if you can identify the owner of these very long legs.

Breakfast Granola for 6/30/9

Sherlyn Chopra. Because I'm in a strange mood this morning.

Found on today's Use My Computer.

Grappling

Drunk college chicks groping each other in 3...2...

Oh, there you are.

Found via today's Use My Computer on Uncoached.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/9

Everybody's favorite fake-lesbian/fake-schoolgirl singing act -- t.A.T.u -- has resurfaced, minus the schoolgirl outfits. They've apparently stayed big in Soviet Russia -- they're MTV Russia Legends awards winners already, but have only been around for about 10 years, WTF? -- and are going to drop a plate on the decadent West sometime soon.

But then the only thing they were really good at was the kissing.

Found on today's Use My Computer.