Something gentler

For a change of pace, Sophie Turner is back again, and this time I'd like to lavish some praise on her watch. That's an impressive looking timepiece on a roundbooty dimepiece.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/9/11

This Monday is a day of newfound disappointment. To harmonize with our fresh bughunt comes the news that Holy Taco is no longer doing girl galleries. What to do? Definitely less visits to HT because — seriously — what the fuck is THAT bullshit? "We're a comedy site, so we're going to focus on that!" Pfft, fine. Never did like your ass any-godamn-way.

Meanwhile, digging never stops in The Mine; keep looking for ore where it exists. Thus, here's more Sophie Turner, courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.

Sophie Turner turned 27 on the 30th?

Hmmph. Apparently, her birthday preceded mine and I was unaware. Still, that makes us both born under Taurus, and we shall unite in that.

And cake, of which she obviously has plenty.

Found on Brobible.

Odd positioning

Sophie Turner is captured somewhere along Hollywood's Walk of Fame, but the mystery remains: What is she famous for?

Not that it matters. She's still eye candy. OM NOM NOM!

Found via F-listed on HQ Celebrity.

Speaking of sweet, delicious WIN...

...here's more Sophie Turner and her ridiculous culo.

Who needs Southern Comfort when you have cakes from Down Under?

Found on Barstool Sports via Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/7/11

And just like that, foul weather returns. Elsewhere, the weather is peachy, and certainly fair enough for Sophie Turner to be out in the evening air bare-shouldered.

WARNING: lots of talking and other verbal nonsense, so audio is NOT required.



Verily, I swear to you, I would hit that ass like the Fist of Mars.

Found on Barstool Sports via Hollywood Tuna.

Profile

Sophie Turner, ever willing to pop out her booty, pops out her booty. This should get me through lunch, at least.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 11/19/10

I still have no idea what Sophie Turner does for a living besides show up to places and get her superior posterior photographed.

Most days are easier not knowing, and this Friday will not disappoint.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

And her amazing ass

That honestly sums up the delectable Ms. Sophie Turner. I have no idea what she does, what she's ever acted in/sang/modeled bikinis or lingerie for, and if she's any good at it. However, she's fine like gold, and that's fine with me.

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Barstool Sports.

Strut that ass

An entry with Sophie Turner would have been the preferred follow-up to this entry with auto-tuned "Strut That Ass," so apologies for the discontinuity.

Sophie's amazing ass was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 8/4/10

OM NOM leopard-print Sophie Turner is what's for breakfast!

Found on Holy Taco.

Asymmetry

FMD Crankmonkey further supplies us with Sophie Turner, also from Don Chavez.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/10

Sophie Turner's cleavage is going to have to get us into the morning.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/2/10

Reason #4080 why Sophie Turner is awesome: she's a little bowlegged, and it works for her.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

New latest obsession

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Travel is more than just destinations, just like competition is more than just winning. There is much to be said for journeys and how games are played. For instance, you could finish second to Sophie Turner in the marathon of your choice, yet still be a very sated athlete. You are the calm conductor of a very juicy caboose.

Sophie Turner was uncovered through a deliberate hunt of the intergoogles on Crazy Dribble.

Today's word: callipygian

FMD Crankmonkey had never heard of it before; I've known it since ever, and that it means "tremendo culo." However, let's get Merriam Webster on the case:

cal·li·pyg·ian \ˌka-lə-ˈpi-j(ē-)ən\ adj [Gr kallipygos, from kalli- + pygē buttocks] having shapely buttocks

Like I said. And now, for your dictionary picture, Sophie Turner, once again.



Note how the videographer tries to create some drama with Kim Kardashian, but Sophie just wants them and both of their callipygian asses to be friends. Now that's all right!

Curvilinear

Sounds fair to me: cur·vi·lin·ear \ˌkər-və-ˈli-nē-ər\ adj [L curvus + linea line] consisting of or bounded by curved lines : represented by a curved line

New ore Sophie Turner and her astronomical ass were located by FMD Crankmonkey at this NSFW location.