Meanwhile, in the Zombie Apocalypse...

Found on Uncrate:

Whether you need to bust up an old driveway or simply want to make yourself a hole into the neighbor's bathroom for creepy, voyeuristic reasons, The Pulverizer ($40) is the tool for the job. At 3.5 lbs. and just over a foot long, it's sturdy enough to take some abuse while remaining small enough to pack along no matter what the job. Features include a industrial-grade sledge head with a 1.5-inch strike face, a two inch scraper and nail puller, a textured TPE grip, claw teeth for better grip when plying, and the strength that comes from fully-forged manufacturing.

Zombie School!

Breakfast Granola for 6/11/10

Here's something big for breakfast: Twitter is afraid of Coco's booty.

All Ice T's wife wants is some "Thong Thursday" to show off her back, but the Twits insist on memory-holing it. Coco's answer: post this and this on her own site.

Phase 1: TASTY CAKE FORBIDDEN
Phase 2: POINT TO NEW CAKE SHOP
Phase 3: ????
Phase 4: PROFIT!

Silly twittertubes, there's no stopping that ass.

Happy Birthday!

She is 48 today!

80's Theme

WTF!?!?!? This awesome toy is not the mold I remember.

You're not supposed to like jury duty that much

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/10/10

It's apparently a slow day in the outside world, so here's a goodie from the ore archives: Dora Noemí Kerchen, better known as Dorismar (or Doris Mar). I'd seen her plenty, but didn't really know who she was...until the wikitubes:

On January 5, 2006, Dorismar and her husband/manager Alejandro (Alex) Schiff were deported from the United States to Argentina as illegal aliens after living six years in Miami. Dorismar contested the deportation, claiming that her physical attributes place her in the category of "alien of extraordinary ability", which would allow her to seek an O-1 visa, permitting her residency in the U.S. based on her talents. She was unsuccessful in her petition.

Random borderhoppers are overlooked or ignored, but Dorismar and her physical attributes are singled out in particular for deportation? Immigration really is fucked. Either kick the remaining rabble out NOW or let her back in!

Speaking of moar...

Debrahlee Lorenzana was found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 6/9/10

Well well well, look what the intergoogles found: Georgia Jones again, and I like this angle as much as the previous one.

Can plz haz moar? Kthxbye!

Never heard of the ore known as Georgia Jones, but I'm liking what I see. Very nice eyes and very nice thighs.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/10

Is that a Hello Kitty on Hayden Panettiere's...erm, left breast? Why, yes, I do believe so.

And a nice titty it is, too.

Found on F-listed.

Breastfeeding: halal or haraam?

FMD Crankmonkey asks: "Are they feeling the competition from Simmslam?"

Sheikh Al Obeikan, an adviser to the royal court [of Saudi Arabia] and consultant to the Ministry of Justice, set off a firestorm of controversy recently when he said on TV that women who come into regular contact with men who aren't related to them ought to give them their breast milk so they will be considered relatives.

"The man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman," Al Obeikan said, according to Gulf News. "He should drink it and then becomes a relative of the family, a fact that allows him to come in contact with the women without breaking Islam's rules about mixing."

Obeikan said the fatwa applied to men who live in the same house or come into contact with women on a regular basis, except for drivers.

Al Obeikan, who made the statement after being asked on TV about a 2007 fatwa issued by an Egyptian scholar about adult breast-feeding, said that the breast milk ought to be pumped out and given to men in a glass.

But his remarks were followed by an announcement by another high-profile sheik, Abi Ishaq Al Huwaini, who said that men should suckle the breast milk directly from a woman's breast.

OM NOM NOM!

Found on Boing Boing; image of Jonah Hill and Heidi Hawking from Grandma's Boy.

Sleep FAIL

Asian people, you so crazy!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/7/10

After a trip to the mountains and back, more bumpy topography in the form of Jelena Jensen.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.