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Quality Ass

A nice collection of recent quality ass.
Sweet Ass Tuesday: April 14th, 2009 : COED Magazine

Breakfast Granola for 4/15/9

Happy Tax Day, fuckers.

Here's a busty, non-rusty British import in the vein of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh: Chanelle Hayes. I'd seen her previously, but all of those other images were NSFW; likewise, at least two of these seem to be also, based on some optical rewrites in the form of Smudge Tool. Be careful out there.

Chanelle Hayes got audited from Hollywood Tuna.

Quite Possibly The Weirdest Show I've Ever Seen

I like TV. I've seen a lot of weird TV. I like weird TV. The other day I saw a show on AdultSwim that might be the weirdest show I've ever seen that still remained watchable. The Tim and Eric show crosses that line for me.

Back to the show. It follows some people working in a shop in a strange anything goes future. It's a little like Black Books on lots of acid with some musical numbers mixed in. In all honesty, I'm not sure if I like it. But I watched all of it and have recorded another.

Check out The Mighty Boosh

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Jeff + knitting + ??? = PROFIT!

Anything to keep his hands "otherwise" busy, right? Why not a new Fat Spiderman suit?

Jesikah Maximus Gallery

Another collection of Jesikah Maximus shots. Always fun for all the kids.
Jesikah Maximus sexy photo gallery | Funtasticus.com

Autos: Mosler MT900 GTR

The Bachelor Guy » 2009 Mosler MT900 GTR XX to Tear Up US Roads

the GTR XX weighs a feather-light 2450 pounds (thanks to advanced composite carbon fiber and Kevlar® construction), making the horsepower-to-weight ratio so small, each of those horses only has to propel a miniscule 4 pounds

Definitely awesome. Also awesome...when the jackass that can afford it wraps it into a tree at 100+. There will be nothing left but a pile of carbon fiber

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."

I don't figure Indianapolis PD gets many calls like this...

A man died Monday, days after he was involved in a swordfight with the grandson of a woman who was killed when she tried to intervene in the fight, police said.

Adolf Stegbauer, 69, died from complications of a stab wound. Charges pending against Chris Rondeau, 39, were expected to be upgraded. Police said he stabbed Stegbauer.

Franziska Stegbauer, 77, also died as a result of stab wounds after the fight early Thursday morning, but police were not initially sure which of the men had stabbed her.

Rondeau and Adolf Stegbauer got into an argument at a home in the 5200 block of Raceway Road that escalated when one of the men grabbed a sword, prompting the other man to also brandish a sword.

Rondeau was already held on an attempted murder charge stemming from the stabbing of Adolf Stegbauer.

Sword control, anyone? Personally, I think open carry for blades would make for an incredibly polite society. Then again, I think I just want a new sword.

Too Much Time? Style Your Shoelaces

Ian's Shoelace Site

Fun, fashion & science in this quirky site about shoelaces. Whether you want to learn to lace shoes, tie shoelaces, stop shoelaces from coming undone, calculate shoelace lengths or even repair aglets, Ian's Shoelace Site has the answer!

Separated at birth?

Janet Napolitano and Joe Torre?

Go ahead, let the smooth taste fool you

Laura Doré is many things -- according to the webtubes, "of Brazilian, African-American, Italian, French, Polish and Puerto Rican descent" -- but right now, she's just eyecandy.

Laura Doré spotted on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 4/14/9

Oddly, this reminds me that I haven't had galbi in a while, and that I generally distrust Korean car manufacturers.

This stack of Korean carshow booth babes was found on Jalopnik.

Bernie Mac warned us, but Olivia Munn was witness

Bernie Mac once offered up a valuable life lesson: "There are two things you don't mess with on a human body, and that's your stomach and your bootyhole."

Today, the lovely Olivia Munn regales us with this tale from La-La Land...

In Beverly Hills driving with my windows rolled down. Next to super hot chick in a Bentley Coupe talking really loudly on her bluetooth with her windows rolled down, too. Not sure who she was talking to, but this is what she said:

“Uuughh.. My asshole keeps bleeding every time I go to the bathroom…. (long pause for response on the other end of phone)… No.. Yeah, I think he just ripped it.”

Yes. That happened.

Oh, hot California girls- you so crazy.

Um, wow. Not enough lube, bad technique, or round peg too big for square hole? YOU make the call!

Image of BIG TUNNELS from the wikitubes.

One Step Closer to Ghost in The Shell - Tech for Saito

Pirates Beware: Next-Gen Snipers Could Get Guided Bullets, Super Scopes | Danger Room from Wired.com

A sniper using one of these will be a truly invisible assassin, with the ideal technology for picking off high-value targets.

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Japanese girls: best when they come in pairs

Never heard of Aya Kiguchi (R), but I knew of Rina Akiyama from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (she's on a poster within the game), and for having an amazing ass for an Asian.

Gallery found while wandering the googlenets.

Kid FAIL - Smoking Smarties

Smoking Smarties candy - Boing Boing

Apparently an increasing number of young people enjoy "smoking" crushed Smarties candy. They inhale the candy dust into the mouth and then exhale, producing what looks like thick smoke.

Seriously WTF! Your kid's too stupid to not know this is a bad thing? You would think with that level of stupid you would just move on to drugs instead. Smarties flavored crack anyone?

That's some Method Man Type Acting

SFGate: Woody Harrelson likens paparazzo to zombie

Harrelson says he was "still very much in character" when he was met by the photographer, who, he adds, he mistook for a zombie.

Props to Old Shoe to keeping those Zombies in check. Wake up American, bem zombies be a commin.

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