Gubment FAIL: Stupid People Steering the Ship

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TYWKIWDBI: Creeping theocracy

The subcommittee is apparently holding hearings on matters involving climate change. Rep. Shimkus appears to hold the view that man's effects on the climate cannot be significant because "the infallible word of God (who says that "every inclination of man's heart is evil from childhood") states that such outcomes will not be permitted because "God's Word is infallible, unchanging, perfect."

Just watch some of the video. Can we please force all of these folks to leave the Union to form their own state? Or if the name is a sticking point (like marriage), if they want they can have the "United States" name and we can all leave the union.

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Oklahoma Education FAIL - Faith Based Truth in Grading

TYWKIWDBI: Oklahoma is poised to enter the Dark Ages

The school would be required to reward the student with a good grade, or be considered in violation of the law. Even simple, factual information such as the age of the earth (4.65 billion years) would be subject to the student’s belief, and if the student answered 6,000 years based on his or her religious belief, the school would have to credit it as correct. Science education becomes absurd under such a situation.

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Olivia Munn is the Work of the Devil - Praise Be Satan!

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Does the ShamWow Soak Up Blood Too?

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room

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Midgets Are Funny: Meet The Strong Midget

World’s Smallest bodybuilder, Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev
Seriously, midgets are funny. Especially when they take themselves seriously. This gallery begs the question; could he kick Jeff's ass?

Monday Distraction: Zombie Hooker Nightmare

[adult swim] | Games | Zombie Hooker Nightmare
Flash fun from Adult Swim. The name says it all. It's a lot like the Caligula game, but with zombies and hookers.

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Old Skool Swingers Documentary

Archive Old Swingers Reminisce

New York Magazine recently caught up with some movie patrons at an NYC screening of the the film documentary “American Swing,” where these old swingers reminisced about their days of getting tagteamed at Plato’s Retreat, an infamous NYC swingers club in the late ’70s, early ’80s. Nothing is sexier (or funnier) than hearing 60-year-old sluts sharing with us that time she watched her friends have ”explosive sex” and that other time she held ”two cocks at once.”

Check out the vid on the landing page. Some of the chicks were hot at the time. Not so much anymore. I always hoped old swingers just faded away to some sort of elephant graveyard. No such luck. Couldn't they have gotten some stand-ins? or maybe just do a voiceover?

Breakfast Granola for 3/30/9

Looks like Jeff had fun over the weekend. But seriously, if this is Cardiff on ONE ordinary weekend, it's Sodom and fuckin' Gomorrah. As close as I think I've ever seen anything like this was SF on Halloween or New Year's.

P.S.: Tuck those tits back in, sweetie.

Found on Totally Crap via F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 3/28/9

Yes, the Mine is open for business on Saturday! Had an extra shift to cover so...here I am...echo echo echo...

First order of business: Birthday shoutout to Plunda Claus; aka Apache Chief, aka 2-da, aka Dr. H.G. Oveur.

Second order of business: a "skiff of snow" does not a 24 hour snowfall measurement make. Just thought folks should know that.

And lastly, I grant you this fly Pinay, Nina Roxanne.

Found on F-listed.

Happy Birth Day Apache Chief

20 Amateur Style Hot Girl Pictures
The image looked appropriate. So, enjoy the rest of the gallery.

A trifecta of FAIL

This FAIL x3 (which I will highlight shortly) is brought to you by CBS5.com.

An [El Cerrito police] officer stopped Michael Perkins, a 45-year-old Richmond resident, at about 9:15 a.m. on suspicion of driving a stolen car, Garman said.

The officer then discovered that Perkins had allegedly just stolen items from the Longs Drugs at 670 El Cerrito Plaza and, according to police, still had the stolen property with him.

Perkins was also allegedly in possession of crack cocaine at the time of the stop, [ECPD spokesperson Susan] Garman said.

The end.

More Volleyball Ass - AVP Crocs Tour Galley

The Ass-ential Girls of the AVP Crocs Beach Volleyball Tour
See more volleyball ass today!

Kinda Looks Like Out of Ghost in the Shell

Great Girl Manipulations by Digital Artist Michael O.
There's some other cool ones in the gallery.

Jenny McCarthy is a Freak in Bed; More Detail Needed

Jenny McCarthy’s ex-husband says she liked threesomes

Asher revealed his ex liked threesomes and once even invited three other “naughty sweet young girls” to join them for sex in a recent ConwayAndWhitman.com interview. [sic]

I always liked Jenny McCarthy. Now I like her even more. Definately one of the best playmates evar.

Breakfast Granola for 3/27/9

Found on Jalopnik: N2A Stinger Mates Retro Style To Modern Corvette Chassis.

My Ford leanings aside, I approve this message. As the owner of an S197 Mustang, I revel in that my car is a more accurate representation of musclecar styling than the 2010 Chevy Camaro...which is also heavily pilfered from GM's branch in Australia, Holden...who sent the Monaro here and called it the last version of the Pontiac GTO...which, while a good car on paper, not only didn't look like a GTO, but was also about as reliable as the last version of the Camaro (i.e.: not very). And I must say, the only vehicles the Corvette engines ever worked in was the Corvette and the Impala SS, which amuses me greatly, but I digress...

This N2A Stinger, however, is a beautiful re-creation of the split-window C2 Corvettes. My only objection is the SS scoop in the nose, but overall, that's a trifle.

Instead of wasting their time trying to out-do Ford with the lardy Camaro, The General probably would've been better served with this instead. But then again, they call a FWD V6 an Impala, so what do I know?

Movie Fail : I Can Tell The Three Stooges Is Going To Suck

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Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro are The Three Stooges!?

Sean Penn (?!) has agreed to play Larry in The Three Stooges, according to Variety, and Jim Carrey is negotiating for the part of Curly. Reportedly, Carrey is preparing to gain 40 pounds so he can play the role. And to play Moe? None other than Benicio Del Toro is being targeted by MGM and the Farrelly Brothers.

Honestly, the casting says it all. While I'm not opposed to any of them as actors, their union feels like an unholy trinity (not the good kind).

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I don't watch Smallville but...

...for Serinda Swan I might just start.

This tasty replica of Zatanna Zatara was found on io9.