Thursday, March 26, 2009

Mac: 25 Free Work Applications

Cara Rae

The Designer Daily has made a pretty good list of some of the better free work apps for OSX.

25 free Mac Apps for freelancers | Design daily news

photo from Mac Chick of the Month / Macenstein.com




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That's a Big Burger, Too Bad Jeff's a Pussy


The Burger That Feeds a Family of Four
"five thirds of a pound" of beef, nacho cheese, chili, salsa, tortilla chips, lettuce, tomato and refried beans on an 8-inch sesame seed bun.

"The Fifth Third burger is not for the casual eater,"

Jeff could eat this. Jeff could eat 4 of these, if he wasn't such a pussy nowadays. Just be fat, live the dream.
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Breakfast Granola for 3/26/9

Nutritious and delicious Jaime Hammer for a crazy Thursday, as seen on F-listed.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Poor Pedobear

Found by Crank Monkey on Little Paper Planes.

Fuck Blocked Calls - Screw Telemarketers


TrapCall - Unmask Blocked Calls

More cool free phone tech. If you are bugged with lots of blocked calls, this service can unblock any number for you. They use the 800 number exception that prevents blocked calls and forward you the info. Also for a fee, they have lots of other goodies, like blocking and voicemail transcripts.



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Go Straight to VoiceMail, Pass Go, Collect $200

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Go Straight to VoiceMail with SlyDial

Some very cool free tech. If you ever need to call, but don't want to talk to the person, SlyDial can get you straight into voicemail.
  1. Dial 267-SLYDIAL (267-759-3425) from any landline or mobile phone.
  2. At the voice prompt, enter the U.S. mobile phone number of the person you want to slydial.
  3. You will be directly connected to their voicemail. Leave them a voicemail, sit back and relax.
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New Canon t1i Shoots HD Video

Canon EOS Rebel T1i First Hands On: 50D's Sensor, 1080p Vids, $899 (!!)
Canon has crammed the $1500 50D's sensor and 5D-Mark-II-like 1080p video capture into an $899 entry-level Rebel. We ran it through its paces for a few hours, and it's awesome.
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Breakfast Granola for 3/25/9

Seriously...WTF? This has to be Dr. J drunkblogging a dream on an Ambien stupor.

Morning Granola...Greatest...Link...EVAR!


This one truly is for Dr. J. I know that fuckdumb can hear the impact of my Talon SS even now:

Live the dream: OM NOM NOM.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Damn Fool

Jimmy Carter's crazy slavery theory: He thinks the Civil War was un-Christian

Well, duh. War usually is, but Jimm-uh the Rabbitslayer thinks that waiting it out would've been just dandy...
He [writes]: "A legitimate question for historians is how soon the blight of slavery would have been terminated peacefully in America, as in Great Britain and other civilized societies."

Carter's comments are so stunning that at a recent discussion about the new book at the New-York Historical Society, both the book's co-editor, Joshua Wolf Shenk, and another "distinguished American" who contributed to the book, Cynthia Ozick, distanced themselves from them. Shenk said he disagreed, and Ozick mocked the idea of negotiating with slave masters.

Carter holds up the British - who didn't fight a war over slavery - as an example, but a careful look shows that case to be thoroughly unconvincing. Parliament had acted in 1807 to ban the slave trade and in 1833 to abolish slavery altogether. By the time the Civil War began in 1861, America's legislature had yet to follow suit - and the Southerners didn't appear in any great rush to do so.

So, let me get this straight: leave the slaves to stay enslaved while "massa" gets his head right? Basically, do nothing and let the bad guys have their way (which is rather the summation of his administration).

Jimmy Carter: enabler of tyrants, past and present.

More fun with Alcohol: Vodka Gummi Bears

sugarfree
Vodka Gummi Bears | Mix That Drink
Jeff could serve these in his van.

Super Party Pack

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Burton Liquid Lounger | Uncrate
bag features storage for 36 beers with a quick-grab top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input, self-draining ice storage, and included golf towel, flask, dice, beer cozies, and ping pong balls
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Beats in the Cave



OK, it seems like I can't hate on Kevin Pereira anymore. He appears to have actual talent to go with standing next to Olivia Munn on TV.

Found on Olivia Munn's blog.

Breakfast Granola for 3/24/9

Where's the $1.3 million in Kilpatrick war chest?
Ex-mayor, dozens others fail report on campaign finances
Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has failed to file a required campaign finance report, violating state law and raising questions about what happened to the $1.3 million he had on hand at the end of 2007.
I hear there's going to be an opening in Richmond soon, and a "City of Pride & Purpose" sounds like his kind of town.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Can-tastic Crackspackle


Natalie Noelle was found on Coed Magazine.

"This is bowling. There are rules."

Man loses tooth as bowlers brawl over etiquette
Police said a dispute over bowling etiquette led one man to assault another with a 16-pound ball, knocking out one of the man's teeth.

Q: What was the rug doing at the time of this melee?

Breakfast Granola for 3/23/9

This FAIL found at PhotoshopDisasters: computerdesks.com: Wat!

CAPTION CONTEST!