More Thor News - Natalie Portman Might Join Cast

IGN: Natalie Portman Joining Thor?

March 16, 2009 - Star Wars veteran Natalie Portman is reportedly the front runner to play the female lead in Paramount-Marvel's Thor movie, to be directed by Kenneth Branagh. Thor has shifted release dates again -- from June 16, 2011 to May 20, 2011 -- in order to make room for Paramount's newly announced Transformers 3.

Not That I'm really excited about Thor. I've just posted a bunch of Thor stuff already.

More of Alana Blanchard

See the whole set of Alana "Rip Curl Girl" Blanchard at Kontraband

Breakfast Granola for 3/19/9

In an odd bit of irony...Marriage: You're Doing It Wrong!

32-year-old Florida resident, Bradley Gellert was arrested after an altercation occurred with his wife and he choked her out. Gellert won’t be winning any husband of the year contests happened to be wearing a t-shirt that said, “I <3 My Marriage.” Perhaps he does or did earlier in the day before the fight occurred, but at some point, Gellert was not a fan of his own marriage or more specifically, his wife.

Found via F-listed on The Smoking Gun.

Call the cops on your boyfriend? Make Sure to Remove Bestiality Videos

Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs - March 18, 2009

Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

She's not terrible looking and obviously as dumb as a rock. So, she'll have a good time in prison.

Even More Tilt Shift Fun

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.
Bathtub IV on Vimeo

McGangbang ala Wendy's

Behold my glory...

Thanks to Jeff, I've constructed a McGangbang, except from quality Wendy's material. I like McDonald's chicken sandwiches, but their burgers have the taste and texture of cork coasters.

Thus, this superior and monstruous creation of non-Euclidean geometry is hereby dubbed "The Cthulhu Ftaghn." May its eldritch charms call our master in R'lyeh from dread slumber.

And I must say, it's actually quite tasty. None of the "Ugh, what's this in bed on either side of me?" feeling the original post evokes.

Question for Jeff: Food or Freudian?

Q: When looking at this image, do you feel hungry or "inadequate?"

Image from Olivia Munn's blog.

New Jersey To Outlaw Brazillian Wax Jobs

N.J. salon owners to state: Mind your own "B" wax

Jeff Lamm, a spokesman for New Jersey's Division of Consumer Affairs, said that the proposal would specifically ban genital waxing, and was prompted by complaints to the board from two women who were injured and hospitalized. One of them sued. Lamm said that the state only investigates infractions if consumers complain.

Those yentas are nasty enough. If they we're groomed they would look like big foot (aka Eddie Murphy Raw)

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More Reef

Tails never fails.

One for Dr J: WFT Japan - Giant Penis Worship

YouTube - Japan & the giant penis

Snow and Ass...it's work, really.

When the snow starts melting, chicks start breaking out bikinis…

Sure, the weather is still tit bit nipply but these girls have been bundled up all ski season and they are ready to let their hair down and get wild. Some ski resorts hold a bikini race where skiers and snowboarders can go down the mountain in bikinis.

More Anti-zombie Arts & Crafts

For enclosed spaces where a Hooligan might be too big to swing. Plus, knives are cool.

From the oddly-prepared (and oddly-constructed site of) County Comm.

Fuck You Zombie Devils. Eat Halligan Bar

Cool Tools: Halligan Bar

I keep mine leaning against the wall in the corner, where it waits for the day when I need to smash into or out of something... or I hear screams of "He's trapped inside!" or "The Zombies are here!"

I digg the titanium versions...a 36 inch death dealer that only weighs 6 pounds. Fuck you zombie devils!

Tourist Trophy

Andrea Mantea and the Audi TT were located on Double VIking while trying to evade this post.

Fun With A Pellet Gun - Hydro Shock Photos

Hydro Shock on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
There a bunch more worth looking at

And for another piece of hardtack, drink this acid

Army Medical Museum's Photostream

Woman's leg with trap holding healthy typhus lice for further testing. She was given extra rations during this experiment. World War 2 era.

Read the story on Wired: Rare Trove of Army Medical Photos Heads to Flickr

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Ahh...Freaks. Just Good Ole Fashion Freaks

via the EugenicsArchive

Today it is considered unethical for circuses to put people with disabilities on display purely as curiosities. However, clowns and other circus performers may have short/tall stature, hypertrichosis, or other unique features.

Really, unethical? I think that freaks would be just the kind of draw this economy needs.

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