Suburban Detroit FAIL

Never to say that inhaling toxic substances to get high could ever be WIN, but these criminal masterminds from Fraser, MI are definitely some sorry FAIL:

Two rocket-scientist teenagers from the Metro Detroit suburb of Fraser got high by huffing then decided to steal a riding lawnmower before dawn and drive to the store for more cans. Too bad they crashed into a police cruiser.

Found via Jalopnik on Click On Detroit; WDIV 4 TV video available on both.