Could've used this law Monday

Honolulu: it's my kinda town!

HONOLULU — Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked.

The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly.

The bill will be heard Thursday in committee. It would make it illegal to have "odors that unreasonably disturb others or interfere with their use of the transit system."

It doesn't matter if it's body odor or offensive fumes that emanates from clothes, personal belongings or animals.

Councilmen Rod Tam and Nestor Garcia co-sponsored the anti-odor bill.

The American Civil Liberties Union of Hawaii says it is concerned with laws that are inherently vague, which opens the door to discriminatory enforcement based on an officer's individual prejudices.

To the ACLU: I'll tell you what was vague. My vision, after many blurry and nauseated hours amid smelly potential jurors. At the very least, there needs to be segregation with all of the funky people together in an airtight container.

Found on The CoCo Times.