A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.Found on Blog of Hilarity.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
“He was masturbating while the police interrogated him,” police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
“He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road.”
Friday, September 25, 2009
Don't jerk and drive
It's a good thing Jeff doesn't drive an 18-wheeler...
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