Breakfast Granola for 9/21/9

I saw this episode of Jeopardy Friday evening, and F-listed sums up Wolf Blitzer's performance.

Celebrity Jeopardy is ice-cream-sundaes-on-a-Ferris-Wheel easy. We’re talking actual clues that include hints like, ”It was no ‘mission impossible’ for him…”

However, for poor Wolf Blitzer, Celebrity Jeopardy was not to include any ice cream sundaes or Ferris Wheels. It was hard, like division, and tying your shoes, and ignoring bullies!

Ol' Wolfie stunk up the place so bad that he wound up in the red (-$4600!) at the end of Double Jeopardy, but because it was a celeb edition, they let him into Final Jeopardy with $1000. The winner: smarter-than-a-news-anchor Andy Richter.