Speaking of clamps...

I love Olivia's title for her blog entry: Olivia Munn relinquishes title of world’s strongest vagina

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata, aged 42, has been “exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years”, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina.

Tatiana said, “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook… in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”

In Russia, you do not eat pussy. PUSSY EATS YOU!