Horse fails at technology! Film at noon!

Sarah Jessica Parker was given a warning for driving-without-headlights after explaining she didn't know how to turn them on in her new Mercedes. Add this to the list of things Parker no longer knows how to turn on.

Q: Was that a crack on Sarah Jessica Horseface being horsefaced and the Anti-Viagra, on infidelity in her marriage with Matthew Broderick, or that she's still horsefaced and the only men who really like her are the ones interested in amazing/fabulous/fantastic shoes?

A: Yup.

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