As overheard by Olivia Munn...Walking into the grocery store, near the fresh fruit area and there are two 20-something guys near the strawberries. One guy turns to his friend and says,No, it's just you, you're fucking gross, and you fail at life.
“Yeah, dude. I think my farts smell good. You don’t ever think your farts smell good?”
No response from friend.
“Dude- sometimes I fart just so I can smell them. I try to figure out what food it is by the way it smells…. You don’t do that?!”
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are you sure one of them wasn't Megan Fox?
Come to think...you might be onto something. Still gross.
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