Seriously Jeff, you talk all kinds of crazy about your "mad skills" but Masanobu Sato is winning titles with his...Not familiar with Mr. Sato? Well, you should be. This guy just won the 9th annual Masturbate-A-Thon. Yes, that really exists. And yes, Masanobu lasted a full 9 hours and 58 minutes.There you have it. Jeff, fulfill your destiny.
Nine hours and fifty eight minutes! Of masturbating. Sato set the world record last year -a paltry 9 hours and 33 minutes- but beat it (pun intended) this year with a little extra training. For real. Apparently he worked long and hard (tee hee) to build up his endurance. Whoever said “no pain, no gain” was obviously not training for this sort of event.
Image from Tenga (questionably NSFW), who seem to sponsor Sato-san.
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talk about life unfulfilled. Jeff is literally a world class athlete; what he's always wanted to be. However, he's too mental to compete. Seriously, man up!
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