Hug your mom, and thank her that she's not...

...Candy Spelling, widow of Aaron Spelling, and mother of Tori Spelling. From a radio appearance on WMAS 94.7:

"My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her."

Wow. Not a fan of Tori's plastic ass, but that's FUBAR.

This nugget of maternal joy was found on Dlisted.