If The Mine were Denny's, we'd have to call this breakfast Olivia Munn's Epic Slam...Police in Kentucky found concealed drugs stuffed inside 20-year-old Ashley Greene’s private parts.First off, I want Olivia's one piece of pie for it would be pie of EPIC WIN.
She hid $60, crack cocaine and marijuana in her Britney in an attempt to bring them into the jail.
She must have a very roomy vagina. All I could fit was one piece of pie.
Second, Ashley's feat is impressive, but not impossible. I'm aware of an Asian Indian girl who had the capacity for a fifth of tequila. Ask me how I know, I dare you.
All the same, whether you're eating out or eating in, make sure you eat hearty.
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I could see the money and drugs, you could wad them up pretty small. But a fifth of tequila? That's brutal (and pretty dangerous)...does the mine want to know how you found this tidbit out?
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
During a weapons search at a UC student gathering, a female operative was tasked to search an uncomfortable-looking female guest. For bonus points: guess the brand of tequila.
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