We leave you this Friday with...

...yet another dose of new ore. This is the previously-unknown Caitlin Kelly.

Found on F-listed.

Resupply

FMD Nevub arrives with dessert from Cupkates!

Alas, you cannot see my previous cupcake, a rich s'more with lightly toasted marshmallow topping and graham cracker crust underneath, but let me assure you it was delicious. Moist inside, mildly crisped outside. Pictured is red velvet, and that giant dollop is sweet, cream cheese frosting. OM NOM NOM NOM!

First, Bakesale Betty, and now Cupkates? Sainthood is supposed to require three miracles; one more and you're in!

Worked out

Brittany McGraw is a fitness model. By all appearances, she seems quite good at it.

Found on Holy Taco.

Speaking of pretty babies...

Heretofore unknown ore excavated from Celebslam via Hollywood Tuna. Behold, Francoise Boufhal, another one of those busty Brits.

Breakfast Granola for 3/26/10

Today, we break our fast with delicious schadenfreude, delivered by an adorable, laughing baby...

Will we ever get Iron Sky?

I certainly hope so. According to io9, test shooting has begun, and our Space Nazis look like they've been shopping with Kerberos.

ETA: 2011. I'm eager to see Renate Richter.

Hell no, you aren't this cool!

Steve McQueen. Peggy Moffit. Ferrari Lusso. Martini. Dark sunglasses.

I could freeze you, ship you to Antarctica, and put an ice cream shake in your hand -- extra chocolate even! -- and you wouldn't be half as cool.

Found on Jalopnik.

Breakfast Granola for 3/25/10

First, F-listed just had a facelift; looks nice.

Second, and much more importantly, we start with nutritious ore in the form of heretofore unknown Christina Shire.

Speaking of tasty and smooth...

...September Carrino. That is all.

Found on a deliberate hunt of the intergoogles.

Breakfast Granola for 3/24/10

At last -- at long, long last -- I have acquired a bottle of 2009 Samuel Adams Utopias. Alternate title: Wherein I write a paean to Jim Koch...

The color is a dark, amber-brown; quite like tawny port. Or root beer, but it's uncarbonated. The scent is fruity and pungently-sweet, reminiscent of nigorizake. On the tongue, the first impression is also sweet, like a brandy but without the burn. The flavor is a rich, complex melange of several liquors: the aforementioned brandy for sweetness; the related sherry and other sweet wines for grape and vanilla flavors; scotches, whiskies, and bourbons for woods, florals, and spices; and all of it backed by the prickly hops taste of dark beer. Mouthfeel is smooth and full-bodied; this stuff is pretty thick, not quite a syrup. After a moment, most of the flavor tapers off and leaves behind a chocolate, coffee, and smoky toast tail of stout, which lasts for longer than expected, but is far from unpleasant. In all, this is some beautiful drink.

So, thanks Jim Koch for making this possible. Now, if you'll just send me my Riedel glass so we can complete this transaction...

Jeff's dream girl?

Jeff and Mila Kunis have something in common: laughing at the peens...

I love a good dick joke. Fart jokes. Poop jokes. They’re hilarious. They never get old. But especially not a dick joke.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 3/23/10

The heretofore unknown Nina Mascunana for what will assuredly be a busy Tuesday.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 3/22/10

In honor of March Madness, a steaming pile of basketball FAIL! from Holy Taco:

The Fifth Decree of Simmslam

Ex-FMD Apache Chief inquires: Is March Madness haraam? al-Jeff replies:

During the time of March Madness, Richmond Characters may rape as many white women as they wish without fear of criminal charges.

This decree shall be known as Kobe's Law.

Err, that doesn't exactly answer the question, but...OK.

Make it a Manhattan

Whiskey-based mixed drinks don't usually sit well with me, but Manhattans are pretty good. So, let's visit Uncrate:

It's somewhat hard to believe, but rye hasn't been produced in New York since the prohibition days of gangsters, speakeasies, and secret, booze-eating trap doors. Hudson Manhattan Rye Whiskey ($50) is out to remedy this. Hudson's rye is made from whole grain rye, one batch at a time, ensuring a true 92 proof product, with a fruity, floral taste, unmistakable rye edge, and smooth finish. In addition, each bottle is hand-filled, capped, waxed, and numbered, and is, unsurprisingly, a nearly perfect base for a tasty manhattan.

Breakfast Granola for 3/19/10

Here's sort of what I'm expecting today...


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