Sad Turkey

Score for hrs worked on Black Friday:
RB=<2hrs
Mike=5 hrs
Seth and John= Tied at Eternity

Happy Thanksgiving, you jive turkeys!

Magic Button!

To boldly go before Kirk does

Uncommonly good-looking Star Trek cosplay found within the Failblog constellation at Hawtness.

Breakfast Granola for 10/25/9

Even when I drove an automatic, I'd use the parking brake. Some people would look at me funny and balk when I suggested they do the same. I don't trust just the parking pawl to hold 3,000 pounds of metal, and it helps keep your rear brakes adjusted. Well, how about this reason while we're at it:

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 11

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 11 was WTF GUS.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to Ricky Williams for outrunning his team's leading receiver (Davone Bess, 63 yds vs. 119) in victory. This week's Goat gets split between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Cincinnati Bengals for allowing lesser teams to not only stay in the game, but catch up and defeat them.

Breakfast Granola for 11/24/9

Sofia Vergara -- model and actress -- was at the American Music Awards for some reason. Don't know why, don't care. As you can see, her profile is impressive enough to enter any event.

Found on Use My Computer.

I see your bacon Sammy...

and raise you one Bacon Roll!

Speaking of breakfast...

Louis Jordan swore by it, so it's gotta be good.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/23/9

Though unnamed on this page, I do believe that this is April Scott, aka April Ann McIntosh.

Found on Holy Taco.

Speaking of Googulhu

Googulhu cometh

Until now, I have not been afraid.

Stay wet

Pamela David is Argentina's "National Queen of Tourism." Looks like we should invade.

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 11/20/9

Think of the stuffed leopards and the nude Keeley Hazells: wear fur! And meat is delicious!

Found via Holy Taco on The Daily Fix.

What'll they think of next?

Bacon popcorn? Dutch it with Cheddar cheese popcorn and I do believe you get Perfect Popcorn.

Getting ready for movie night at home? You may not be able to beat the local cineplex's huge screen or THX-certified sound system, but you can best them on drinks and snacks, starting with Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes). From the same great minds that brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes this microwaveable bacon-flavored popcorn, with just the right hint of butter and outstanding real bacon taste. Grab your favorite beer, sit down in your own recliner, and enjoy.

Found on Uncrate.

Breakfast Granola for 11/19/9

VIOLATION! She's wearing one bikini too many. Now they'll ALL have to come off...

Found on Holy Taco.

Yay! Coffee!